It's Garth Marenghi again. I hope you enjoyed reading this story as much I enjoyed writing it. I was so excited to return to the world of Darkplace that I wrote well over a thousand more words than I was contractually obligated to write. I think that says something about how much I enjoyed writing this story and about how much you, the reader, should have enjoyed reading it.
Now go enjoy another one of my stories.
Well, I say, "enjoy".
With humility, the one and the only,