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Outtake from Chapter 14-
"So, do you think Edward's gonna sulk all night?" I snickered, pulling my shirt over my head. Emmett chuckled behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist and biting the side of my neck playfully.
"He may try, but I'm having none of that shit." He quipped, dropping his voice lower and puffing out his chest.
"You gonna put his ass in check?" I rapped, crossing my arms over my chest and giving him my best 'I'm a badass' face in the mirror.
He shook his head and smirked like he was humoring a small child...or crazy person. "If by check you mean eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing Xbox, then yes, I got his ass all in check."
I laughed and spun towards him, planting a quick kiss on his lips. "I'm going to see if I can pry Bella away from Edward so we can get going. We'll be back later tonight, and more than a little drunk." I informed him with a nod.
"Be careful, okay?"
"Yup, yup." I promised, moving out of our room and down the hall to Edward's. His door was closed and I briefly wondered if I'd have to break the lock to get her out of there. Not that I really minded, I was so happy that Edward had found someone that didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out whenever I had to be in the same room with them.
I knocked on the door twice and heard Bella laugh as she yelled for me to come in. I opened the door slowly, not wanting to be scarred anymore than I already was when it came to Edward and his lack of clothing.
Bella had just landed a smack on Edward's arm and jumped to her feet when he quickly hooked his finger through her belt loop and yanked her back into his lap on the bed. They were both laughing and smiling at each other and it was so freaking obvious how far gone they both were.
When Edward twisted his fingers in the hair at the base of her neck and pulled her mouth to his, I cleared my throat reminding his ass that I was standing less than ten feet away. His answering groan let me know he was not amused by that fact.
"Alright, enough of that. Unhand her." I demanded, but completely failed at keeping a straight face or the humor out of my voice. "There's gossip to be shared and drinks to be had."
"Booze and bitching, I'm in." Bella laughed, untangling herself from Edward.
He sighed heavily and fell back onto the bed. "Fine, go. Leave me."
"Awe, Stalker, don't be like that. I'm sure you can keep an eye on me with all your surveillance equipment." She teased, walking through the door and coming to stand beside me. We both laughed as he raised his arm into the air and flipped us off.
"Rude." I chided, flipping my hair over my shoulder with my nose in the air. Bella bumped her shoulder with mine and laughed as we walked down the hall and out the front door.
We decided to hit a new Mexican restaurant down the street since their margaritas were strong enough to peel paint from the wall, that and the fact they served them in pitchers.
We'd just started on our second pitcher when I couldn't stand it anymore. Edward may be like a brother to me, and while I didn't need specifics, Bella was gonna have to give me something.
"So, Edward told me what he did for Valentine's Day. That was pretty badass." I say casually, taking another sip of my drink.
"Yeah," she nods, a sly smile pulling at the corner of her mouth. "Bad ass is one way to describe it."
I sat quietly for a couple of minutes, patiently waiting for her continue, but after she shoved another chip in her mouth I huffed and narrowed my eyes at her.
"You're not gonna give me anything are you?' I laughed, shaking my head.
"Well," she whispered, leaning across the table conspiratorially, "he did get jealous of an octopus." She leaned back in her chair and nodded, her face completely serious.
"Shut up," I deadpanned. Surely she was joking.
"I'm totally serious! We were making out against the glass, and he uh..." she trailed off, shifting in her seat and looking away.
I raised my brow at her, I knew that move, and I knew whenever I squirmed around like that it usually had to do with Emmett and the way his tongue...I shifted in my own seat. Damnit, I needed to not think about that kind of shit right now.
"And one has what to with the other?" I asked, smirking.
"Lets just say that before we were able to make our very own sex tape via the security cameras, Rocky came over to see what was up." She paused to take a sip of her drink, a huge smile on her face. "Edward suddenly wasn't so interested in continuing with Rocky's tentacles framing either side of my back against the glass."
"What did he do?" I laughed, trying to imagine Edward's face.
"He yanked me away like the damn thing was going to molest me through the glass! It took everything I had to keep from totally fucking with him about it, but after everything he'd done that night, I figured I'd cut him some slack."
"Oh my God, he truly has lost his fucking mind!" I choked. "I've never seen him act the way he does with you. Of course that might have something to do with the fact I was rarely around him if he was with a girl." I really didn't want to start this conversation, we were having a good time and the last thing I wanted to do was bring up Maggie, or Edward's trip into manwhoredom over the summer.
"Ah yes. Maggie. She sounds like a real peach." Bella said lowly, refilling her glass from...another full pitcher? When did that get there? She motioned with her hand for me to give her my glass...which was also empty? I shook my head, our waiter must have emptied my glass when I wasn't looking. I pulled it closer to me and looked around the restaurant, they wouldn't pull that shit on me again.
"What are you doing?" Bella laughed as I prison guarded my drink.
"I know I didn't finish my last drink already. Someone is messing with me." I hissed quietly.
Bella looked down at her drink and then around the restaurant before side eyeing me. "Uh huh, we'll go with that," she nodded leaning away from me like I was crazy. And well yeah, there was a slight possibility I was completely full of shit and more than a little drunk.
"I hope you never have to meet her," I shuddered, cursing myself as soon as the words left my mouth. Damn tequila. Jose was apparently no friend of mine.
"Me either," Bella chuckled. "I don't think I'd ever want to see crazy that up close and personal. I can't imagine anyone who cheats on Edward to have a sane bone in their body. Sure, he was a cocky asshole when I first met him, but in some sick way, I don't know, I kinda wanted to see if he could back up all that talk."
"I'm assuming since you're still around that he did indeed back up all of his uh...talk." I snicked.
"He did indeed," she sighed, the glazed look in her eye both making me smile and want to vomit a little bit. I wasn't blind, Edward was, well hot as fuck, but he was also like my brother, and no amount of good looks could outweigh that.
"I'm really glad you decided to give him a shot. I can't think of anyone better for him than you." I told her sincerely. He really was the happiest I'd seen him since we were in high school.
"I'm glad too. I really like him. A lot." She turned up her now empty glass and snorted.
"I think I'm drunk," she blurted out, causing me to jump.
"I know I am," I agreed, staring at the now empty pitcher in front of us.
"Let's get out of here and go watch a movie." Bella nodded, wobbling a little as she got to her feet.
"Shit," I laughed not fairing much better when I tried to stand. "There's some new alien movie that's supposed to be funny. A girl in my class told me they say cock a lot."
"I heard about that one," she exclaimed causing a few people to look in our direction. "Whoops."
"Come on, we can sit in the back and throw popcorn at people." I joked, but not really, cause we were totally doing that shit.
Once we'd stumbled to the theater and bought food we had absolutely no intention of eating, we settled in the back of the theater, spending the entire movie pelting people with popcorn and Raisinettes.
Well that and totally laughing our asses off. Especially when Bella pulled out a pen and some paper and started randomly writing down quotes from the movie. When I'd asked her what she was doing she told me the likelihood of her remembering this shit was slim to none, and she planned on annoying the hell out of Edward with some of these.
I nodded my head and pulled out my own pen and pad of paper, I was down with that idea about as much as I was down with this girl being with Edward forever.
Hiiii! This outtake was written for the lovely, talented...and slightly insane (but in the cute way) Luvrofink who is celebrating her birthday today! Hope you have a awesome day, bb! ILY! See y'all on Friday!