DISCLAIMER: DOCTOR WHO BELONGS TO THE BBC.
A/N: THIS WILL BE A COMBINATION OF ALL MY ODD BITS AND BOBS SET IN THE WHONIVERSE. FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK I'LL PROBABLY BE WRITING SOLELY ONE SHOTS TO PUT IN THIS FICLET AS I FEEL THAT I CAN'T PUT MY HEART INTO MY OTHER MAIN FICS AS MUCH AS I WANT TOO AS I'M BUSY WITH SCHOOL STUFF.
Prompt ' destroyed'
" It's Destroyed!" The Doctors voice boomed through the corridor loudly.
Amy raced into the TARDIS kitchen to see what all the commotion was about. " Doctor what's up?" She asked worriedly.
The Doctors face was contorted up in anger, his fists clenched. Slowly with seemingly a great lot of effort he lifted his arm to point at something. " That is what's up Pond!" He exclaimed.
Amy clamped a hand over her mouth to try and stop the laughter escaping her throat. The Doctor was currently pointing at a humungous jammy dodger with a quite a chunky slice taken out of it.
" Amelia this is deadly serious! Someone has helped themselves to my jammy dodger. " He whined." My jammy dodger!" He emphasised.
" Doctor would you calm down. It's only one piece right? You've still got the rest of the jammy dodger to eat all by yourself." Amy pointed out.
" Eat it Pond? Why would I want to do such a treacherous thing like that for?" His eyes widened in shock horror.
Amy frowned. " If you weren't going to eat it. What were you going to do with it?"
" I was going to add it to my universal jammy dodger collection." He pouted. " But I can't now because it's destroyed." He wailed.
" Universal jammy dodger collection?" Amy smirked, shaking her head in amusement.
" Yes Pond. It's not only Earth that makes them you know. " He informed her in a matter of fact tone of voice. " That particular one was from the island of sweet sweet on the planet netrene! There's never been one like it and someone has eaten it. Gone forever." He sniffled. Suddenly his eyes were solely fixed on Amy. He crossed his arms and glared at her, flicking his thick brown mop of hair out of his eyes he asked, " You don't know anything about the missing slice do you Pond?"
" Me? Why would I know anything about it?" Amy gasped.
" I was just asking." The Doctor stated. " I have to gather all the evidence I can." Briskly The Doctor reached inside his tweed jacket and pulled out a magnifying glass.
" What are you doing now?" Amy questioned.
" I am … I am. " The Doctor muttered under his breath whilst inspecting the kitchen floor. " Ahhh ha!" He yelled so loudly and abruptly that Amy jumped out her skin.
" What now?" Amy exhaled, rolling her eyes.
" Crumbs… evidence. " The Doctor grinned and started to sprint out the kitchen door, following the traces of jammy dodger crumbs.
Amy face palmed before taking after her crazy, bonkers, mad best friend. She wasn't at all surprised when The Doctor stopped outside hers and Rory's room. Logically Rory had to be the one who had taken it since it hadn't been her and it certainly hadn't been The Doctor. Big mistake she thought, biting her lip in laughter as The Doctor began yelling and banging on the bedroom door.
" Roranicus Pondicus, get out here right now! " The Doctor knocked repeatedly on the door.
" Erm Doctor, now isn't a good time. " Rory's muffled voice replied.
" Yes Pond now is a very good time ! Because you stole my jammy dodger. "
" Maybe later." Rory stated.
" Rory you know that there isn't a limit to the amount of times a man can die!" The Doctor roared.
As the bedroom door creaked open both Amy and The Doctor fell onto the floor in hysterics. Rory had turned a dark shade of purple. His hair, his skin, even his eyes had turned purple.
Rory groaned. " Why do these things always happen to me?"
" Because Pond you shouldn't take other people's things without asking." The Doctor grinned.
" But why did he turn purple?" Amy asked, curious.
The Doctor shrugged. " Who knows. Perhaps it's a side effect of the jam. It was after all purchased from a completely different galaxy, a completely different planet, not Earth."
" How long will it last? Can you change me back?" Rory quizzed.
" I have no intention of doing so." The Doctor retorted stubbornly. " You stole my jammy dodger and they you had the nerve to eat it. So no !"
Rory retreated back into the bedroom momentarily, when he reappeared he was carrying his very sharp Roman sword.
" Eeeep." The Doctor squealed , turning on his heel and running as fast as his long, lanky legs could take him. Rory scowled and began chasing after him, sword at the ready.
Amy beamed widely and shook her head. " That's my boys." She quickly sped after them to ensure that Rory didn't end up killing The Doctor.
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