A/N This was made for a prompt on 'The myrrh tree' forums.
Caravan Pranks, What sorts of pranks do the caravan members play on each other? And what happens if they go too far?
I decided to use Sol Racht for this. If you don't know who he is, he's the leader of the Alfitaria caravan.
All of the following characters are Lilties .
Sol Racht sighed, looking at the paper that was hung on the door.
Don't forget your knife!
-Your Fellow Caravan Members
First off, he didn't forget his knife. One of them stole it from him (he still doesn't know who). That day ended with the caravan members coming over to his house, wondering what happened to their leader. And to find everything in Sol's house was on the floor.
They found out that day that Sol never leaves when missing something.
Not even his knife.
He still didn't know where they hid it.
Sol took the paper off the door and tore it up, while mumbling something about if he ever found out who did it...
Meanwhile his wife watched her husband get ready to head out again. She could recall all the pranks that they did to him... That is, all the ones they told her.
They still won't tell her about the Chocobo Incident that had started as a prank.
Sol moved across the house and picked up his spear, and then started to head out. They said their love-filled goodbyes like they always do and he started to leave.
But then she saw something.
On the back of Sol's armor was another small piece of paper that seemed to be put on with a small nail. She took it off and gave it to him. He had to squint to read it.
Forgetting something? Then go check under your bed.
Sol grumbled and went to their bedroom. He came back holding his knife.
"How the hell do they do this?" he said, "And why the hell did I not check there?" He continued on with his complaints after a moment, "I swear when I find out who is the locksmith in this caravan, I'm going to arrest him."
She laughed slightly, then they said their goodbyes again and he walked out.
She watched him walk down the street. She sighed and decided to see if she could get a better lock on their door.
Sol walked down the road of the town, heading to the caravan to set out for myrrh.
Meanwhile his fellow Lilty caravan members were all thinking of new ways to mess with their leader.
"We should hide his helm next time," one said, "Or better, we could take his spear."
"Careful. Go too far and you know how scary Sol can be," said the one who started the chocobo prank.
"Oh, what's the worst he could do?" said their newest member, and, unknown to their leader, their master locksmith.
At the sound of their leader the Lilties lined up and saluted.
"Are we ready to bring back myrrh for this town?" Sol said in his usual speech before they would leave.
"Yes, sir," the Lilties replied.
"And not play pranks on me?"
"Yes-...What?" the Lilies all said.
"If anyone plays a prank on me again, I'm going to tell the Fields of Fum that it was us that did that Chocobo Incident."
All the Lilties stared in shock at the threat.
"But you'd go to jail, too," the newest member said.
"Only for a month. You guys would be in there for life. Well, if you're lucky. I think they'd decide not to hang you."
The poor Lilty that started that prank fainted.
"Agreed?" Sol questioned.
"Yes, sir," they all said, still in shock.
"Good," Sol said, moving to the front of the caravan.
"I see now the worst that he can do," the Lilty locksmith said to the one he was talking to earlier.
I didn't know the names of the other caravan members, (mainly because your character diary only says the leader's name.) But they are all canon characters. Well... Except Sol's wife, if he wasn't already married. Just made her up. XD