Disclaimer: "HunterxHunter" is from Yoshihiro Togashi. "Dude Where's My Car?" is from the guy who made dude where's my car? This fic is by me, animalnitrate. DON'T SUE!

AN: If you haven't watched the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" yet, then this fic won't make much sense. Hell! …this fic is pretty senseless anyways so, what the heck!





Dude, Where's My Card?



At Hisoka's apartment: Hisoka and Illumi were both sitting at the couch, watching Animal Planet peacefully with only their boxers on, when suddenly… Kuroro stepped in and then grabs the remote from Hisoka so he can watch his favorite dubbed Mexican telenovela "Con Hielo Y' Mais." Hisoka being pissed will not allow such rudeness especially in his territory… he tries to get the remote back, but Kuroro just won't give-in without a fight. Illumi just sits there and stare at the two as Kuroro and Hisoka's aura begins to glow. Hisoka reaches in his pocket for a card to throw at Kuroro, but realizes that he hasn't got any because he's still on his boxers. Damn! Just when the fight were about to start … He can't fight without his cards! So he asks Illumi, had he seen it…

Hisoka: dude, where's my card?

Illumi: I dunno… so, where's your card dude?

Hisoka: I dunno… so, dude, where's my card?

Illumi: where's your card dude?

Hisoka: dude, where's my card?

Illumi: where's your card dude?

Hisoka: um… let's look for it, maybe it's in the couch?

When Illumi bends over to the couch, Hisoka saw a word tattooed on Illumi's back.

Hisoka: dude, you've got a tattoo.

Then, when Hisoka bends over, Illumi also saw a word tattooed on Hisoka's back.

Illumi: dude, you've got a tattoo too.

Hisoka: really? What does mine says?

Illumi: (Illumi reads) FREAK.*how 'bout me* what does mine says?

Hisoka: (Hisoka reads) WEIRD, what does mine says?

Illumi: FREAK, what does mine says?

Hisoka: WEIRD, what does mine says?

Illumi: FREAK, what does mine says?

Hisoka: (pissed) WEIIIIIIRD-UH, what does mine says?

Illumi: (pissed) FREEEEEEK-UH, what does mine says?

Hisoka: (starts to yank Illumi's hair) WEIRD! What does mine says?

Illumi: (also starts yanking Hisoka's hair) FREAK!!! What does mine says?

Hisoka: WEIRD!!!!!!!!!! What does mine says?!

Illumi: FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! What does mine says?!!!

Both got into a fistfight until Kuroro stepped in to stop them.

Kuroro: stop it! BAKA-YARO! ... Hisoka your tattoo says Freak, and Illumi your tattoo says Weird. Now, go get your stupid card so we can start our match already!

Hisoka: uh… okay… (looks at Illumi) so, dude where's my card?

Illumi: I dunno… where's your card dude?

Hisoka: dude, where's my card?

Illumi: where's your card dude?

Hisoka: dude where's my card?

Illumi: he he where's your card dude?

Hisoka: he he dude…………… where's my card?

Kuroro: somebody, please KILL ME NOW!

Illumi: (looks at Kuroro) dude, where's my pins?

Kuroro: AAAAAAAARGH!



~OWARI~



Hisoka: (talks to the reader) dude, where's my card?





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