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THE RANDOM NARRATOR POV

The whole world was all spinny to him. He felt like he was flying. Maybe maybe he was. He spread his arms out wide and began making airplane noises.

"OLLIE I'M FLYING!" The drunk boy wonder screeched. The man shook his head, regretting the kind of liquor he used. He used the one from Clark's cabinet. It made the Man of Steel, even Barry sometimes, drunk for at least a day, if they drank half the bottle. But this boy was younger, and his system took longer to take it out. Plus, he downed the whole bottle within seconds. He wasn't waking up anytime soon.

Suddenly, the boy shot his grappling gun up on the air and swung himself up.

"WEEEEEEEE" The drunken boy squealed as he flew into the air about forty feet up before spreading out his arms and flying overhead.

"ROBIN, GET BACK DOWN HERE!" He yelled, only to hear more squeals of joy. After a second or two, the boy began to plummet towards the ground. Think off muscle memory, he pulled back an arrow and shot it to where the Boy Wonder would land. Foam fuzzed on the ground and the boy laughed at the soft he tried to get out, the foam became rock solid. He began to shriek as he squirmed.
He stopped and gave the man a death glare.

"Oliver Queen, release me at this moment." He said, hissing and slurring at the same time.

"Sorry, kiddo, but this has gone to far. I'm taking you back to the Bat." He said. Robin just smirked and put his hand to his ear (He had to bend his head forward to do so).

"Red Arrow, do it." Oliver raised his eyebrow, and suddenly the ground shook from below him. Randomly, the Bat-mobile came to a screeching halt beside him. Roy jumped out with wide, scared eyes.

"YOU STOLE THE BAT MOBILE?" Queen practically squealed in fear. The BATMOBILE. The thing that defines awesomeness in the name of cars! Stolen by his son!

Roy pulled out an explosive and shot it at the base of the foam, which broke apart and let the boy wonder leap free. He immediately tackled GA and pinned him to the ground. He took out some scissors.

"You have been deducted from the League of Mustaches." He said as he neared his golden mustache with the scissors. With two snips, Oliver's golden locks were half gone. Robin stroked his own fake mustache before back-flipping off the man. He pulled out a fiery red one and handed it to Roy.

"You are now an honorary mustache member." He said as Roy stared at it. Then he looked back to his younger brother.

"I'd rather not."

Robin frowned for a second before smirking again and showing Roy a video. If you were nearby, you would hear the trolo song play. You can guess what the video edit was.

"You won't-" RA gaped. Robin nodded.

"I would."

With one final sigh, Roy put on the mustache. Robin turned his head back to Oliver with a sloppy smirk.

"I'm in a good mood now, so I won't so what I threatened." He said. With one final blow to the temple, he left the mustache-less Oliver Queen laying on the ground. He swirled on one foot back to Roy with a wild smirk.

"TO THE BAT MOBILE!" He yelled as he made whooshing noises while flapping his cape. Roy looked back at his former mentor before turning his attention back to Dick, whom was currently eyeing all the controls. He lifted his hand and aimed at one of the buttons.

"IF YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON I WILL KILL YOU! STOP!" The poor newest member to the Legion of Mustaches yelled as he tried to stop the inevitable.

Oh, it has begun.


Yeah, pretty short, but I got bored and this was the best I could do XD.

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