"I can't believe you convinced me to come here," Sebastian complains. "We're in France, Kurt. We could be walking through Paris right now."
"Don't be like that, Bas. I know you secretly like it here." Kurt is dragging Sebastian along excitedly. "Come on, I want to go to It's a Small World first."
"Okay, just calm down. You're 21, not 5, for God's sake."
"Sebastian, this is Disneyland; I'm allowed to be 5 today. Let loose a little and I might let you kiss me in one of these childish rides."
"What are we waiting for?" Sebastian says, suddenly much more enthusiastic. "So, which way do we go?"
"That's the spirit." Kurt kisses Sebastian's cheek and gets out the map. "Let's see, we could go around the castle, or through it. What do you think?" Kurt asks. "Sebastian?"
"Oh my God!" Sebastian exclaims. "It's Stitch! Kurt, you've got to take a picture of me with him."
"I thought you didn't believe in taking pictures with grown men and women in suits," Kurt mocks him.
"Kurt, I can hear you saying something, but I really don't give a shit because that's Stitch and you're taking my picture."
Kurt can't do anything but laugh at the enthusiasm his boyfriend is showing. He knew Sebastian would change his tune.
"I met Stitch!" Sebastian cheers after Kurt takes the picture. "This was the best idea ever, Kurt, you do not know how much I love you right now."
"Told you you'd enjoy it," Kurt says as he begins dragging Sebastian along again. "Now can we take pictures of us with the castle?"
"Yes!" Sebastian says.
"Who knows, if you're a good boy today I might buy you a Stitch pin."
Kurt ends up buying Sebastian a Stitch shirt, plushie, and several pins, because Sebastian looks so incredibly adorable when he's excited.
"It is very fitting that Stitch is your favorite Disney character," Kurt notes.
"Why?" Sebastian asks.
"An alien who wants to destroy the earth finds a family and becomes good. It reminds me of the changes you went through after we got together."
"So, you're the Lilo to my Stitch?" Sebastian retorts. "I always knew you were actually a little girl."
"Oh, shut it or I'll never allow you to wear your Stitch shirt," Kurt says.
"You wouldn't dare!" Sebastian clutches his presents close to his chest.
"Okay, I wouldn't. You look too cute in it," Kurt admits. "What do you say, one last round in It's a Small World before we leave for the hotel?"
"Sounds perfect." Sebastian grabs Kurt's hand and begins dragging him to the attraction. "You never did kiss me the first time."
"I'll be sure to remedy that this time," Kurt responds, not bothering to point out how Sebastian had been too busy looking around to kiss him the first time.