Frustrated by my lack of Doctor Who clips and my inability to do justice to this idea in a video, I did this on paper.

Have you ever looked at one of those scribble paintings on the wall and wondered how it got into an art gallery? I hope this isn't the same. Because if this story is traditional art, I'll eat my hat. No. Not the fez! Don't - touch - the fez. Anyway, the style I wrote this in is really disjointed and ungrammatical, and feels like a whole bunch of black scribbles and maybe some paint dribbles on a canvas. And I can't decide whether that's true or not. Is this really just rubbish?


But there's no way to find out, except to test it! Right?

(song credits to Coldplay: I used two lines from Viva la Vida's '42' - "Those who are dead are not dead, they're just living in my head / and since I fell for that spell I am living there as well".)

Oh, and don't get me wrong, I love the Doctor and adore his light side. But Dark Doctor is just ... I don't know.

"What kind of alien [are you]?"

"One of the nice ones, definitely one of the nice ones."

~Amy and the Doctor, in a deleted scene from "The Beast Below"


Strike, strike, blood. Ten, Five wouldn't have wanted - but there they go. Away.

Fear me

Oh everyone burned and you were Victorious. (so/Ten/joined/in) And you lived, and for a moment you weren't sorry, were you?

Fear me, I've killed

A shot, crackling flames, breaking every soul. Gallifrey, still orange, just flickering fire now.

Fear me, I've killed all of them.


One of the nice ones.

"The TARDIS could support the paradox."

Open up the door to room 11 / and see a mirror smiling back at you.

Turning Rory into you. And what are you? You are that… see that there?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

And there's only one person in the universe who hates me like that. And I took you with me because I was vain. There's no one to stand around looking impressed! Because What's the point of having you all? I wanted to be adored. Praise him.

{Dipped in the blood of a billion galaxies - and nothing could stop it}

And he ruined her life, too. And does it matter which one they're talking about? They were all ruined. But are you really such a sinner if you're working for the greater good? (They're expendable. Oh, and you're so special. As it happens) Yes you are.

{or hold it}

Whip off your hood and give them three minutes, a lie, and 42 seconds (those who are dead are not dead, they're just living in my head : and that's the price you pay) But I'm not just king in my head, I'm king everywhere, and if I'm not, I will be. I've got all of time and you're turning to dust right

{or reason with it}

now, so what are you going to do to stop me? Oh, you don't like it. Figures. "Tough."

{one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world}

Fear /one of the nice ones\ me.

Definitely one of the nice ones.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is something you can only get away with on and YouTube.