Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare!

CHOCOLATE- HELLO READERS AND WELCOME TO THE TOKYO MEW MEW TRUTH OR TORTURE! I'V SEEN ALLOT OF FANFICTIONS AND THEY HAVE INSPIRED, TAUGHT, AND MADE ME DO WHAT I AM DOING TODAY! ... IN THE LONG RUN I'M HERE TO PUT THE TOKYO MEW MEW CAST IN SEVERE PAIN, AND WHEN I SAY SEVERE PAIN, I MEAN DEATH! Well, and severe pain that doesn't result in death! I'm not a rules person, so there is only ONE RULE u must oblige too... it is the EVERY REVIEW/DARE HAS TO BE RATED T OR UNDER RULE! *lightning cracks in the background* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... ha... ha...ha... ha... ANYWAY! LETS BRING IN THE ALIENS!

*A CLOUD OF RINBOWS POOFS INTO THE AIR WITH ME USING MY SUPER-AUTHORESS ABILITYS TOO SEND THE ALIENS CRASHLANDING ONTO THE TEA TABLE IN MY BASEMENT, BREAKING IT IN THE PROCESS*

CHOCOLATE- NOOOOOO! YOU RETARDS! Do you know how much that thing costed! I blame this on you, Pai!

Pai- My fault! Give me one logical rea-

CHOCOLATE- NO! NO U GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU JUST HADTO LAND ON MY TEA TABLE, AND WITH SO MUCH FORCE TO BREAK IT, IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTAL!

Taruto- Geze, u old hag! How can yo-... uhhhhhh... O.O

CHOCOLATE- Excuse me, I don't think I heard you correctly... just who were you calling an old hag? HUH? *TWITCH, TWITCH* -.O

Kisshu- Uhhhhh, lady, are you-

CHOCOLATE- I AM A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE CALLING OLD HAG, AND LADY?

Kisshu- Oh, would you rather prefer witch?

CHOCLOATE- I'm sorry I have to do this to you, Kisshu, but you leave me no-

Taruto-Ummm... what exactly are you-

CHOCOLATE- SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING! NEVER, AND I SAY NEVER, INTERUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!

*Calms down*

CHOCOLATE- Anywho! Now I shall summon the Mew Mews... next chapter!

Aliens- WHAT?

CHOCOLATE-What? Is there a problem?

Taruto-We have to be alone in a basement with a freak chick! My worst fear has been realized!

CHOCOLATE- Even worse than pudding's death-hugs?

Taruto- Well, maybe-

CHOCOLATE-Don't know don't care... Anyway! Also, there will be a maximum of 6 hostesses/hosts! Keep that in mind! Okay bye!

Aliens- ...

CHOCOLATE- SAY GOODBYE, DAMMIT!

Kisshu- Who the hell are we saying goodbye too?

CHOCOLATE- I'm loosing my temper, boys...

*Dark aura starts to form around my head, bangs covering my face*

Aliens-GOODBYE SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

CHOCHOLATE-Good!

Pai- Ummm... I have a question...

CHOCOLATE-Yes, Pai?

Pai-Why are we here?

Kisshu&Taruto-Oh yeah...

Kisshu- We were so caught up in your scarieness, we forgot to-

*hits him with brutal force on top of his head with hammer I poofed up with my authoress powers, knocking him unconcious*

CHOCOLATE-Anyone else going too insult me today?

Taruto&Pai- *Shack heads at rapid speed*

CHOCOLATE-Good! So, see u later! Bye! RATE & REVIEW PLEASE!