I'm Ba-ack! I know y'all have been waiting for this and I, as the writer, have a duty to deliver. So here's your third chapter! Enjoy.

I don't own The Addams Family.

Chapter three

When breakfast was finished with, Wednesday went up to the roof so that she could have some time alone to think. She was wondering why she had gotten such a strong feeling toward her mother all of a sudden. "Could it be that I simply needed someone to love since Joel is no longer with me?" the black-haired teen wondered aloud. "Surely that cannot be the case, otherwise it would have happened with father as well. Then perhaps there is something else?"

Wednesday thought over everything while, downstairs, Gomez was just finishing up his second helping of breakfast. Just as he took the last bite, the door rang and he raised an eyebrow. Standing and wiping his mouth, Gomez hurried to the front door and opened it. Before him stood a stout man with a business uniform on.

"Hello there, sir." the man said with a large fake smile. "Would you like to buy a luxury home at a resort? The company I work for is liquidating and so we need to get rid of all our stock. I can-."

"No thanks, old boy," Gomez said with a lopsided smile. "I've heard about your type and I'll have you know that my family and I are quite happy. But thanks anyway old man." The man's face was a mask of shock as Gomez shut the door. The Addams patriarch grinned as he made his way to his study to begin working.

Morticia was still in the kitchen. She had been reading a forensics magazine as she ate and so she took notice as Wednesday walked back into the kitchen. Glancing up at her daughter, Morticia felt a tidal wave of warmth crash over her as she watched Wednesday grab a butcher knife and exit.

What just happened? Morticia wondered. Surely, I'm not attracted to my own daughter? Musing this over, Morticia placed her plate in the sink and went to the conservatory to feed her plants. Cutting the buds off new roses, Morticia arranged the thorns to her liking and picked up a bowl of meat, going over to Cleopatra.

Wednesday successfully tied Pugsley to a post and was throwing an assortment of knives at him as she mused some more over her sudden attraction to her mother. "Pugsley, have you ever been attracted to Father?"

The brown-haired boy shrugged slightly as he dodged a knife thrown expertly at his head. "I guess. I mean, he teaches me a lot of things that help me out, so, yeah?"

"No, I mean attracted to him on a… sexual… level?"

Pugsley's brow crinkled and he shook his head. "No. Can't say I've ever felt that before. Why?"

"Well, I felt something for Mother today and I didn't feel it with anyone else. I was just wondering…"

"Ooh, you've got a crush on Mother." Pugsley chckled, narrowly avoiding another knife aimed for his throat.

"I do not!" Wednesday growled out, her next knife ripping through the rope near Pugsley's arm. "I'm just… I'm just horny."

Pugsley snickered and shook his head. "Perhaps you should talk to Grandma about it." he suggested. "She usually knows stuff like this."

Wednesday cocked her head to the side as she thought the idea over and nodded. "Thanks Pugsley. I think I'll do that."

Before leaving, Wednesday threw one last knife over her shoulder and it sliced through Pugsley's shorts, coming millimeters away from his manhood and making him squeak slightly.

Walking down the hall, Wednesday knocked on the door to grandma's room and received a giddy 'Come in!' Opening the door, Wednesday found Grandma Addams standing by one of her many cauldrons, stirring it as purplish smoke emanated from it.

"What can I do for you, Wednesday?"

"Well, Grandma, I was wondering about sudden attractions."

"Excuse me?" Grandma asked, stopping in her actions as she gave Wednesday a confused stare.

"Well, I've suddenly become attracted to someone that I've known my entire life and I wondered if it could have been one of your spells or something like a spell you used at one time."

"No." Grandma shrugged. "I haven't made people suddenly attracted to an old friend before. That's called love, dear."

"Well, I've always loved Mother, but I'm beginning to-."

"Wait, your mother?" Grandma inquired.


"Ok, go on."

"I'm beginning to feel... sexual feelings toward her as well and I don't know what to do."

"Perhaps you should ask Uncle Fester." Grandma suggested. "He might have a bit more to tell you on that subject than I would."

Wednesday snorted but nodded and shut the door as she left. Moving down the hall, she knocked at Uncle Fester's door and waited for an answer. The door swung open quickly and Fester looked down at Wednesday curiously. "Yes Wednesday?"

"May I talk to you, uncle Fester?"

"Of course! Come in, come in!" Fester moved aside as Wednesday entered the room. "What is it you need to talk about?"

"I was wondering about attraction. I have arousing feelings for someone that I've known for a long time and-."

"Well then, take them on a date." Fester said simply.

"They're married." Wednesday replied dully.

"That never stopped your father." Fester chuckled and waited for Wednesday to do the same, but he had no idea how much the thought of her father worried her.

"What's wrong?" Fester demanded when Wednesday made not a sound.

"It's just, the person is very close to Father and I don't want to hurt him."

"Well, who is he?"

"She." Wednesday said sharply.

"She then."


Fester froze for a second before bursting into laughter. Wednesday waited patiently for him to finish and when he did, she asked, "So what do I do?"

"Ask Gomez." Fester replied, his face completely serious. "Surely he couldn't be angry at you for this. You are his daughter after all. Ask Gomez and everything should be better."

Wednesday nodded slowly and exited the room, moving downstairs to her father's study. Lifting her hand, Wednesday knocked three times.

"Who is it?" came her Father's voice from the other side.

"Wednesday." the teen called back.

"Come back in an hour, Wednesday dear, I'm busy."

Wednesday let out a subtle breath of relief and decided to go play with her spiders.

There y'all go. The third chapter. I'll be working on just about everything so it might take a few days to upload again, what with school coming up and all. Review and tell me how you liked this one though.