Hey there! I'm SO sorry I haven't updated anything in a while, so please accept this as a sorry present. :) I don't Danny Phantom in any way (although I wish I did).
"Teacher of the Year"
Danny stood at Mr. Lancer's desk in the empty room. The silence was deafening, and it was more creepy than ghosts themselves! He stood there, sweat trickling down his face as he watched Mr. Lancer grade his test.
"Mmmmhmmmm..." Mr. Lancer said as he wrote with a red pencil on the paper. Danny's blood temperature was rising greatly and he looked ready to faint. He had to help Sam and Tucker defeat Technus! And if he didn't pass this poetry test, the world wide web would be taken over by that stupid ghost!
"Mmhmm! Nine... Teen." Lancer said.
"N-n-nineteen? NINETEEN? THAT'S NOT THE LINE!" Danny yelled at the top of his lungs, eyes flashing green. Mr. Lancer just started laughing.
"CUT!" a voice yelled from off the set, "Lancer, it's NINTY-ONE! Not nineteen! Why did you switch the numbers around?"
"Sorry Butch, I thought it was funny." Mr. Lancer laughed.
"If we make it through this-"
"WHEN we make it through this." Sam corrected him.
"Right," Danny smiled, "WHEN we make it through this, I have a few things I need to talk to you about."
"I think I'd be willing to listen," Sam said, smiling a smile that warmed the area around Danny in the bitter cold of Antarctica, "And no matter how this thing ends, this whole ride we've been on together," she looked him straight in his neon green eyes, "I wouldn't change it for the world. Not. One. Bit." she said softly and took his hands in hers.
"Me neither," he said, putting his hands on her arms, "I...-" he started but was cut off when Sam lightly kissed his cheek and then looked down in regret, thinking that what she just did was a mistake. Danny took his gloved hand and cupped her chin, forcing her to look at him. He moved forward and kissed her right on the lips, his eyes closed. Sam kissed him back and felt Danny's hands move to her cheeks. The whole world felt like it was spinning around them and they were in heaven.
Danny slowly started to pull apart only to realize that he was stuck. He opened his eyes in confusion, Sam's eyes also open with the same expression. Their lips were still pressed against each other, the the coldness of Antarctica had frozen their lips together!
"Okay! Woos smat idea wasit to has us kiss in a cold pwace?" Danny tried to say. The only thing he could see was Butch Hartman, all bundled up and laughing his head off.
"Awwww come on, Sam! We NEVER get invited to these parties!" Danny whined.
"And I don't get to go if he doesn't get to go!" Tucker protested. Sam just glared at them, not responding, with her arms crossed over her chest.
"PLEEEEEAAAAASE SAMMYYYYYYYY?" Danny had his puppy dog pout on his face now that made Sam's eyes open all the way in surprise.
"CUT!" Butch Hartman yelled, "Danny, that's not your line. Your line is," the director said while holding up the script, "'Pretty please with those dark licorice and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top'?"
"Sorry Butch, but I thought 'Sammy' is cuter." Danny said with a shy smile on his face. He leaned over to see Sam blushing.
"Yeah it is cute, Danny," Butch smiled and put a hand on Danny's shoulder, "But let's stick to the script, okay?"
"How does it feel?" Walker asked eerily, holding Danny by his throat, "No place to run? No place to hide? I'm gonna turn your WHOLE world against you, and by the time I'm done, you're gonna BEG for the safety of my prison," Walker leaned his face closer to Danny's, "In the Ghost Zone, where you belong!"
"AWWW MAN, WALKER!" Danny screamed, "Your breath is worse than any torture you can give me at your prison! I know it's supposed to smell bad for this scene and I'm supposed to say, 'The only thing I'm begging for is for you to try some mouth wash!' but what the heck did you have for lunch? Pizza with extra anchovies and garlic?"
By now, Walker had a slight blush on his cheeks and the director and the camera people were having the time of their lives laughing.
"Double Cross My Heart"
"What the MATTER with you guys?" Danny Phantom yelled at Operative O and Operative K, "I'm not doing ANYTHING! Why can't you leave me alone?"
"An unauthorized entity of scale 7 ectoplasmic power!" Operative O yelled.
"A prepubescent specter operating freely! UNACCEPTABLE!" Operative K said sternly.
"Hey!" Danny yelled in defense, "I have TOTALLY hit puberty!" he yelled as he reached into his jumpsuit, "See that? TOTALLY a chest hair!" he said as he held up a glowing white hair. Danny looked back into his jumpsuit to prove to the Guys in White that he was NOT prepubescent.
"AWWW CRUD! That was my only chest hair!" Danny screamed in disappointment. The Guys in White were laughing really hard, losing control of their flight and fell on top of each other to the ground, STILL laughing. Danny floated in place, his arms crossed over his chest and an annoyed look on his face.
"BUUUTTTCCCHHHH!" Danny whined. "May you PLEASE tell them that it wasn't THAT funny?"
"Operatives O and K!" Butch yelled through his laughter, "Let's try that scene ag- AHAHAHHA!" he burst into another fit of laughter, the Guys in White doing the same.
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