Author's note : So far people loved it, just because Deadpool is in there. Gotta say, it took you guys long enough to figure where to put Deadpool in. Just saying, through my experience I have enough ideas where I should put Deadpool in, and nowhere in the Fan Fiction world had something I wanted.

Anyway, here is chapter 2. BTW, who want a cross fic of Deadpool x Harley Quinn ?

-Aboard the Normandy-

It took Deadpool far too long to his liking to be inside the decontamination chamber of the ship, which added with his attention span which was comparable to a goldfish, made him very tempted to pull out his doorknobs and started to fire the room he was in all the way to Oblivion.

Just before he could put the rounds in his pistol the blue orb beeped on his side and the image of EDI flared to existence.

"Please mister Deadpool, refrain yourself from causing damage to the ship."

"So you are ?"

"I am EDI, the AI aboard the Normandy. Please wait until the process is complete." EDI replied.

After an eternity of waiting, which was actually 2 minutes, the door opened with a swoosh and Deadpool walked through the door.

"Well, I wanted to make entrance by blowing the door off, that's how I roll, but oh well." Deadpool sighed, before noticing every crew member present staring at him like he was an unknown life form on board. "Sup guys ?" Deadpool grinned.

The first one that came out to greet him, unsurprisingly, was a young red haired woman that reminds him of a pup.

"Hi, you must be the new recruit Shepard took in. Zaeed right ?" She extended her hands to him, and before he could reply, she continued to rant. "Well welcome aboard mister Zaeed, I am Yeoman Chambers and this here is EDI." She gestured to the blue orb on her right. "Well then, let's give you a tour…"

Her voice stopped the moment Deadpool used his fingers to clamp her lips shut. The red looked at him with anger and embarrassment but before she could act Shepard made his entrance with save the both of them some headache. Well, Chambers mostly, Deadpool could just be amused.

"Well then, welcome aboard mister Deadpool. Or would you prefer to be call something else ?" Shepard asked.

"When the mask is on, it's Deadpool."

"Well then, EDI, which room is available ?"

"The cargo hold on engineering deck is currently empty. Would you like to use that ?" EDI said in monotone.

"Sure." Deadpool nodded. "By the way, where is that bar ?"

"Crew quarter, at the Port Observation. Take your time to get to know the crew." Shepard said. "Now if you don't mind, Timmy called."

Deadpool looked around and decided to go to his little room first. The elevator, he dreaded that thing. He could simply blow off the top and climb down using the cable and it would be faster.

"EDI, who is the moron that designed this elevator ?" Deadpool asked.

"The Normandy SR-2 is designed after the original Normandy, which was built by the Alliance." EDI promptly appeared and replied.

"Figure, threw in a bunch of cash to the Alliance and they built a bar with private cook, but a faster elevator, no that would be a waste of money they said." Deadpool said with a mimic which was a dead ringer for Udina. The elevator finally arrived at the 4th deck and the door opened. "Yeah well, nice talking to you Blue."

"Blue ?" EDI asked.

"You are blue so I am calling you blue. Think of it as a nickname."

"I will store it in my memory."

Deadpool continued down to his room, singing the theme song of Golden Girl all the way.

-Cargo Hold-

The room was bland, and there wasn't much. There wasn't even a bed, merely a soft mattress on a corner and boxes of various content scatter around the room. On the back room there was a trash capacitor with trash litter around. All of this brought back a smile on Deadpool's face as it reminded him of his apartment back in New York.

"Home sweet home." Deadpool yelled out loud. "Lucy I am home." before throwing his weapons in a heap on a corner. "I missed my yellow boxes." Deadpool started to pull out some crayons from his pouches (definitely Rob Liefield work around here) and started to color yellow text boxes which he was making his own conversations with himself. He got bored after a while and decided to visit the rest of the crew.

"Hey Blue, any recruits on this floor ?" He asked out loud. When EDI formed popped up from a nearby panel he cheered. "You responded to my nickname."

"Yes mister Deadpool. Opposite to your room is the Grunt's room, the Port Cargo Area. On the right is the Ship's core, where Tali'Zorah vas Normandy is working, with two crew mates Kenneth Donnelly and Gabriella Daniels. Under the staircase is Jack."

"Okay, mingling time. Talk to ya later." Deadpool waved before walking out of the room. He decided to visit Jack first.

-Below the deck-

Jack, who heard footsteps that did not belong to Shepard, tensed and readied her biotics in her hands. And when she saw that shit eating grin on Deadpool's mask Jack let out a shockwave washing over him.

Deadpool stood there, unfazed, and let the shockwave run through him and dissipated on the wall behind him.

"Good shockwave, but I got enough eezo filled rounds riddled on my body to be fazed by this much anymore. But anyway, hello there."

"Who the fuck are you ?" Jack growled, not letting her biotics fade.

"Deadpool."

"No shit ?" Jack asked. Even she was a convict she knew his name. he was famous, or infamous, depends on who is talking.

"Wanna try ?" Deadpool asked. "Anyway, nice to see you developing well, bald kid. Or should I say, Subject Zero ?"

Jack flinched at the name. The number one merc in the galaxy knew her codename, which to her only meant one thing. Someone wanted her dead, and hired the best to make sure of it. Deadpool noticed ther nervousness, and when his intelligence wasn't that high he knew what caused it, and laughed.

"Don't worry Baldy. If I want you dead you would be dead already." Deadpool said as he went forward and rub her head. And surprisingly Jack let him do it. Well, she could kick him in the nuts but she wouldn't want an immortal pissed off at her. Even she is not crazy enough to do that.

"Good luck tracking down Cerberus." Deadpool said before walking to the stairs.

"Wait, how did you know ?" Jack asked.

"I've been 'round for a long time." Deadpool winked.

-Engine's Core-

After a stair case and a two doors later Deadpool arrived at the ship's engine. From the look of not surprise on the crew mates' faces he asked.

"So I guess Blue informed you already ?"

"Blue ?" Kenneth asked.

"Yes I have inform them that you were coming to visit, mister Deadpool." EDI formed popped up again.

"You gave EDI a nickname ?" Tali asked as she moved closer, her curiosity at work as she looked him up from head to toes.

"Why not ?" A virtual light bulb went off above his head. "Quarians, AI haters, right."

"We don't hate AI in general, just the Geth." Tali said, as if she was afraid EDI would be upset. "So I don't hate you EDI."

"Thank you Miss Zorah." EDI nodded.

"So how are you guys doing ?" Deadpool asked.

"Pretty good." Gabriella said. "We finished calibrating the consoles sometimes ago, and the new upgrade made us work easier. So wanna come here tonight for a poker game ?"

"Meet me at the bar on deck three then." Deadpool said before walking to a busy Tali who indulged herself in a console.

"You know, you look almost like a Turian with a calibrating obsession I know." Deadpool commented.

"You know Garrus ?" Tali asked.

"Saw him a few times on Omega, lurking around the deck and windows. Dude is like a stalker, just pop out of nowhere."

"Yeah that's sound like him alright." Tali said with a stifled laugh. "Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, nice to meet you." She extended her hand. Deadpool took it and shake it as gently as he could, afraid that her delicate fingers would snap.

"Well, I'll let you back to work, I am going to visit Grunt."

"I'll talk to you later then."

-Port Cargo Area-

"Yo G wassup ?" Deadpool greeted Grunt, downtown Detroit style.

"What do you want Deadpool ?" Grunt said. On one hand, he could respect the man, being a formidable warrior. On the other hand, the man was acting like a fool unfit of his status. To add the fact his regeneration factor was higher than a krogan made him nervous. Grunt was supposed to be the ultimate krogan, and yet he stood powerless in front of a human if it came to survival. There was this one phrase from the human Grunt could respect, which was Survival of the Fittest. So far he believed it was the krogan race. Now, he wasn't so sure.

"Just come to say hi, and wanna go to the bar tonight ?" He asked. "I snagged some good Ryncol from Omega."

The krogan's eyes lit up at the mention of booze and let out a bellowed laugh.

"I'll see you there." Grunt nodded.

"Later G." Deadpool said before moonwalking out the door.

Author's note : So mingling at deck 4 is done. Next chapter is make friends with the folks of deck three and spoiler spoiler, ultimate drinking contest between Grunt and Deadpool. I am planning to let Deadpool drink some Ryncol, see how it goes.

BTW, Who would you like to be paired with Deadpool ? I might have Jack and Deadpool some sort of brother sister relation here. And maybe next chapter there will be a mission.

Last thing is that in this story most of the recruits are in the ship, only Kasumi left. That one might be fun to write. Reviews people reviews.