In a State of Undress
Kurt's always wearing fancy designer clothes, everybody knows that. But do they know what's hidden underneath? What's their reaction?
A/N: Hello! This is my first Glee fic and I'm super excited! I've been looking for a fic like this for a while and I've decided to write my own. I hope you all like it and it's not too bad. I'm only in year 8 don't have much experience. If anyone wants to beta or has prompt or suggestions, see anything that needs fixing, review or pm me!
Finn never really wanted to have a shared room with Kurt. Yes, he's got over his homophobia, and he knows that Kurt doesn't consider him as a boyfriend material anymore. But that doesn't make sharing a room any less awkward. Kurt had walked in on him changing several times and the counter-tenor blushed, apologized profusely and covered his eyes. But that wasn't what he was thinking about as walked out of the boys locker rooms. Instead, he's thinking about the new Glee assignment and what song he's going to sing.
He walks through the rows of beaten up trucks that belong to the rest of the football team and heads over to his own pathetic excuse for a car. He gets in and drives home as quickly as he can, daydreaming of pizza and blowing up some stuff on his Xbox. When he gets home, he heads down to the basement, which he shares with Kurt and chucks his gym bag on the couch. Still dirty and sweaty from football practice, he heads over to the bathroom to take a shower but he doesn't notice that the door is slightly open and the light is already on. Being the oblivious guy he is walks in and is startled by what his eyes see.
"Finn! Oh my God! Learn to knock!" Kurt screams pulling his pants up and attempting to cover his bare chest with his hands. Finn just stands there with his jaw hanging open, staring at Kurt's pale chest.
"Dude! You totally have a six pack!" He stutters with his mouth still hanging wide open.
"Thank you for pointing that out Finn." He says dryly. "Now can you get out of the bathroom so I can take a shower, I'm still sweaty from dance practice and the longer I stand here talking to you, the longer time the sweat has to seep into my pores! If I get any pimples Finn, I blame you."
"Whatever! Have you seen your chest? How the hell did you get abs like that?" Finn asks, in an admittedly high-pitched tone of voice.
"I dance Finn." Kurt deadpans. "It requires more strength then you think. I was also a cheerio for a while and on the football team but you know that. I don't get why it's so surprising!"
"You can't tell under your clothes dude and no offence, but you're gay! No one expects the gay guy to have hidden abs!" Finn exclaims flailing his arms all over the place.
"Just because I like guys Finn doesn't mean I don't have abs." He states walking past Finn and back into their bedroom. He grabs the blue t-shirt that Blaine had left by his dresser the other night when he came over for a Disney movie marathon, pulls it over his head and covers up his pale, toned chest.
"It's not fair!" Finn whines following Kurt into their room and flops onto his bed. "How is it that you have amazing abs and just dance while I'm stuck with as Santana says 'man boobs'?"
"Well man boobs dancing means I have to work out. I don't just point my toes and get a nice body! Kurt explains poking Finn in the stomach.
It takes work Finn! Eating good food and not sitting around shooting things on your Xbox all day!"
"Even if I do, Rachel still won't put out." Finn sighs dejectedly. "As much as I love her, she really can be a prude."
"Finn, I don't want to hear about your girl problems. I hear about them enough from Rachel as it is." Kurt complains shuffling his way over to his bed and sitting down.
"Really? Could you talk to her for me?" He asks excitedly with a hopeful gleam in his eye.
"Deal with your own troubles Finn." Kurt says, not looking up from picking at something under his nails.
The room goes silent and Kurt gets up and walks back into the bathroom. After a few minutes Finn hears the water turn on as Kurt has a shower and when Kurt comes out of the bathroom in only a towel 10 minutes later all Finn has to say is "It still can't believe you're ripped!"