The Boys Only Club Continued
As mentioned before I'm picking up on the work of another author and this shall be the final chapter.
A month had passed since the fight and Wendy's big report. Stan finished the community service and he damn sure had sympathy from the community because Fossy and Bill were considered nothing but two huge jerks.
Stan and Wendy along with Kyle all decided to go to Shakey's Pizza for dinner.
Stan said "this is the greatest just like old times. We have pizza, root beer, and Goddamn it I could really go for some ice cream."
Wendy told Stan "just don't drink any alcohol because when you get drunk you abuse Kyle."
Kyle replies "I'm not taking any shit tonight."
Stan felt his heart skip, was his own best friend threatening him?
Kyle says "relax Stan of all the Goddamn people I want to hurt I don't think you're at the top of my list."
Stan tells Kyle he can see anger in his eyes like he hadn't seen in so long. Kyle points out he's just looking forward to what they have planned later and when it comes to getting even with Cartman Kyle's adrenal glands shoot in full gear.
Stan wanted to go toilet paper Fossy's house but Wendy pointed out that would do little good in general and the only way to get Fossy would be to really beat the shit out of him bad enough to put him in the hospital.
Soon they heard Journey's song Wheel in the Sky played over the loud speaker.
Stan said to Wendy "sometimes you don't know in life where you're going to end up tomorrow. You can end up in outer space. You can end up in a fucking third world country. You can end up in a town with outrageous things you have to deal with regardless of your gender Wendy. But life goes on and the wheel in the sky keeps on turning."
Stan and Wendy got up and danced in front of everyone.
They became a hit and Craig stood up to yell "FUCK DANCING WITH THE STARS WE GOT STAN AND WENDY!"
Everyone cheered Craig's comment.
Stan got on his knees in front of Wendy and was about to ask her but Wendy said "don't ask me yet about marriage we still have to finish school."
Stan said "damn it" and Wendy said "language" mimicking Stan's mother.
Stan laughed his ass off.
After Shakey's Pizza closed they all went home and crapped out the pizza they stuffed themselves with.
Stan, Kyle, and Wendy hit their alarm clocks to go off at 2AM. They all went to bed at 10 PM because they wanted to get four hours of sleep in before the big plan was carried out.
The alarm clocks went off at 2AM.
Stan heard his cell phone ring and he picked it up. It was Kyle asking if he was ready to roll and Stan said "roger."
Wendy soon called Stan afterwards and they snuck out to carry out their plan. They all had earmuffs on and they got a ladder to climb up into Cartman's bedroom. Wendy still had a recorder from third grade.
Kyle yelled "CARTMAN WAKE UP YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
Cartman sprung out of his bed and said "what's going on, ahhhh"
Then Wendy played the brown noise and Cartman shit all over his pajamas and his bed.
Stan said "sick it's fucking diarrhea."
Cartman began crying that's when Kyle, Stan, and Wendy went out the window and down the ladder. Cartman's mom came in and yelled at him.
"GODDAMN IT ERIC YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE SHITTING YOUR BED I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING GROUND YOU FOR A MOTHERFUCKING WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD JUST GO LIVE IN A FUCKING JUVENILE DETENTION CENTER OR WHAT! THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DISGUSTING AND I'VE HAD IT!"
Wendy, Stan, and Kyle were shocked by Cartman's mom getting so angry. They didn't know if she was on crack or in a drunken rage. It was just insane. Cartman could be heard crying for miles.