THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN RE-WRITTEN!
I've worked harder on the grammar/spelling as well as changed situations and timelines to fit the overall look of my Hawkeye epic. This is Hawkeye as it is book 2 of my overall Clint Barton story arc.
Author note: Ok, so this was based on some shameless Clint whump I wanted to personally enjoy, so all my painiacs will be veritably pleased! Because I love the friendship between Tony and Clint, I was more than happy to slap them around a little. So in the end this is a sort of the building of their friendship story, Clint's origin story, and crack all at once. Hope you enjoy!
"Barton? Hey you still with me?"
"You certainly are a fine specimen of a man but fine health-wise you definitely are not. I'll prove it. Give me a kiss."
"See, if you were fine, you would have socked me across the face. I am left unblemished."
"Barton? Are you still with me?"
usually my prologues are longer than my author notes, but this book is special like that.
if you liked it, please review!