A/N: Isn't it funny how ideas can slap you in the face when you should be doing Chemistry work? xD Anyway, this is a PewDiePie fanfic in which a girl called Kestrel somehow ends up in Amnesia. (Kestrel is my OC). Kestrel's own thoughts are in italics and square brackets. [like this]

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Kestrel's Adventures in Amnesia – Chapter 1: Waking Up

What would you do if you woke up to unfamiliar surroundings, and a small golden statue shouting at you? Would you shout back? Would you completely ignore said statue and go back to sleep? Or would you sit up and see why it was shouting at you? Well, that's what Kestrel did. She sat up and stared at the statue, silently daring it to yell at her again. Evidently, though, the statue was done with shouting. "Oh good, you're awake. I was starting to worry about you. I'm Stephano by the way. Who're you?" Kestrel stayed quiet, quietly assessing the sta-... Stephano, trying to work out what he was. [French, obviously. With that accent what else could he be? He also seems to be wearing Egyptian-style clothes. Kind of strange, but then so's the fact that he's talking. Wait, hadn't he just asked her a question...?]

"Hey, are you going to say anything?"

"Huh?" Kestrel jumped. Stephano was staring at her expectantly, waiting for an answer. "S-Sorry." She spluttered. "Did you say something?" Stephano sighed.

"I asked you what your name was."

"Oh yeah. The name's Kestrel." She said as she got to her feet and took Stephano off the shelf he was standing on. "Urrrmmm, Stephano?"


"Where the hell am I?"

Stephano grinned. "You're in Castle Brennenburg!"

"Oh God, don't say it like that. You sound like a tacky travel agent."

"Oh, sorry."

"Meh, don't worry about it." [Brennenburg, eh? Hadn't she heard of that before? It definitely sounded familiar...]

"AMNESIA!" She said suddenly, surprising Stephano.

"Jesus Christ, Kestrel! Don't do that!"

"Hehe, sorry Stephano." Kestrel giggled. It was obviously contagious because, before long, Stephano had joined in with the laughing, and neither of them could stop. Their humour was interrupted, however, by a sudden loud CRASH from the next room. Kestrel and Stephano exchanged worried glances, before Kestrel began edging towards the door. With Stephano in one hand and the door handle in the other, she took a deep breath and slowly opened the door.

The corridor outside was empty. Moonlight flooded in through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, bathing the area with pale, milky light. [It looks safe, but something seems... wrong.] The air seemed to vibrate with some unseen tension, a tension so fragile that even the smallest of noises could tip the balance of peace and chaos. With an encouraging smile from her new companion, Kestrel stepped out into the hallway. When nothing happened both she and Stephano sighed with relief.

And then the door exploded.

CLIFFHANGER! O_O What's behind the exploding door? *Chews fingernails to pieces* Even I don't know yet. -Hasn't written it yet- Oh well, plenty more Chemistry lessons to write it in. :3

*IzzyK out!*