E/O Challenge: write in a different style

A/N: I am going out on a limb and writing in first person – something I hate doing! And I'm going even further on said limb, and writing in – wait for it – Bobby's voice! Enjoy!

Spoilers: Possible spoiler for 7.23! If you have not seen it, turn back now!

When I saw that bastard on TV, with that shit-eating grin on his face, I knew Dick Rohman was gonna die. I was determined to tear him limb from limb. Problem was, those idjits locked up my damn flask. I was stuck, confined.

It took me damn near forever, but I finally figured out the combination. Just as I was about to open it, the damn maid walks in. Idjits forgot to hang the sign.

Before I could think about it, I'd jumped into her meat… I'm just borrowing it for a little bit. No harm in that, right?