Hey there guys so this whole thing is gonna be done in pester logs and dialog between characters, because I really love that style so... yeah. i will be sneaking a tiny bit of johnkat and rose/kanaya yay! this thing is un beta'd so leave me comments corrections anything really :D
gT: hey jade!
gG: how are you mr. egbert?
gT: I'm great, i'm hanging out with karkat
gT: he says hi
gT: he says i'm lying
gG: oh wow you guys
gG: I'm at daves house right now
gT: Am I interrupting anything, harley?
gG: oh no
gG: he is in the shower
gG: you know whats weird
gT: karat says what
gT: he just hit me
gG: all the clothes i brought with me have suddenly disappeared
gG: so dave lent me one of his old shirts
gT: that is quite mysterious
gT: what if… oh no
gT: never mind me, go on
gG: its really comfy, and it smells nice too
gG: and then bro did something to the futon a couple days after i got here
gG: i didn't see anything wrong but dave was muttering something about plush rumps
gT: DID YOU EVER THINK THAT STRIDER MAY OF STOLE YOUR CLOTHES -cG
gG: i dont think dave would do that
gG: i mean after the futon broke i had to sleep in his bed
gG: and you know i grew up on an island
gT: yeah of course, with bec and your dead grandfather, totally not weird that you were literally raised by dogs
gG: so i never got to cuddle anyone, and it looks really nice in movies and stuff
gG: so i tried cuddling dave, i just swung my arm around him and flipped my leg over his, i think thats called "the sloth"
gT: oh wow
gG: and he just freaked out, i must of moved to fast or something :/
gT: :B oh my god jade
gG: he turned all red and ran to the bathroom
gT: has he come out?
gG: then i heard him turn on the shower
gG: then i heard a yelp
gT: what happened?
gG: he jumped in before it got warm
gG: silly goose
gT: oh no dave.
gT: this is too funny
gG: he he sounds fine now though, he is making very happy noises, well they sound happy anyway
gT: oh no, karkat had to leave the room he was laughing to hard
gG: yeah…WAIT WHAT DID I SAY
gT: nothing :)
gG: so i dont know what daves' problem is
gT: yeah that is really weird, well give him some time maybe sleep on the couch tonight, give the man some space, you know how he is.
gG: yeah i know
gT: i will talk to you later ok! i have to go watch some stupid troll romcoms
gT: good luck!
more to come soon next between dave and john!