bro is in bold and Dad is not OH MY GOD THIS IS TURNING INTO THE WORST KIND OF CRACK
i wrote this while on the plane out to Ontario on my phone
i also ship bro/dad... AM I LOSING MY MIND? YOU BET!
filler again. the next one will be relevant ok i promise. jfc.
" Did I do the right thing? "
" I have no idea, what did you do, Dirk?"
" I stole all of jades clothes so she would be forced to wear daves"
"Well I would hope you left her unmentionables alone, a lady needs certain items a man can't loan"
" No I took those too"
" Why would you do that"
" Hey look I know what horny little heterosexual boys want, and it's free breasts"
" I highly doubt that you know what any heterosexual male wants regardless of age"
" That hurts man"
" You know I'm just bothering you"
" I know, is John home?"
" no he is out with Karkat and Vriska"
" I'll be over in 27 minutes"
" I'll be upstairs"
"Will there be cake?"
"Only your favorite"
"Make it 22 minutes then"