it was dark and stormey night. wilfre run hiding into cave because he is unclean filth beast. littel did he kno that he fnd zsakhas secert lair where shazha keep all his steals. suddedny zasha come up behind him and pin wiflre to the wall wit hhis glowing orbs.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE " zsahsa make a yelling. "oh no" whisperd wilfre. his kokoro went dokidoki. "pleas shsaza it make a raining outside i will melt."
"ok i let u stay here. but... u must pay me"
'wilfres cerulean ocularts go wide and shiney like brean monsuno when he sees a hodog. "gasp"
the price...was his secret banya stash. zsasha love the banya. he eat the banya. touch the banya. caress hte banya like a frighten horse. it his woman.
wilfre look a dissapoined. "but... but i thought u wanted me boby" he whisepred adn fixed skasga with all the aishiteru in his orbs.
"im sorry wilfre...but banya is the onley lover for me" and zsahasa fly off into the moonlight with teh power vested in him by the banabya,
wilfred left all alone with onlyhe own self and a million gold. the lesson of the story is he who fights with monsters might take care lest he become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes long also into you.
sext: i place an egg into my mouth. then two. then three. wait wilfre where are you goi