I'm back with a new chapter!
Fang: *sighs* did you guys read chapter 5?
BBR: oh, yeah! Chapter 5 probably didn't show up on alerts because gave a hard time uploading it. I own nothing. Enjoy!
Prussia: *has several cuts on his face* velcome back! Zis is ze awesome Prussia speaking!
BBR: *looks up from polishing scythe* oh, it is on? *puts down scythe and stands up, joining Prussia* this is BBR speaking, welcome back to Hetalia Dating.
Prussia: Vhat are ze votes zis time?
BBR: same as last time, which means…
Prussia: please velcome America!
America: 'sup, dudes?
BBR: *salutes* hail to the land of the free and the home of the brave!
America: *winks* thanks dude.
BBR: *smiles* now please sit down, America, and I'll cover up your ears. *America does so and she covers his ears*
Prussia: ze first competitor is England!
England: what the bloody hell am I doing here?
BBR: oh, shut up. Your competing in a game show. Now bloody sit down and shut up.
Prussia: …vhat vas zat about?
BBR: oh, did I forget to mention that when I'm mad I speak with a British accent? Oops.
England: *sits down*
Prussia: competitor number two!
BBR: we practically had to force this person here; we had to make a promise we might not be able to fulfill. Please welcome *shudders* Belarus.
Belarus: *glares at me and sits down* you better make sure you fulfill your promise, BBR.
BBR: I'll try, Bela.
Prussia: and contestant number 3… Lithuania!
Lithuania: h-hello, Mr. Prussia, Ms. Al-
BBR: NO! NOT MY REAL NAME!
Lithuania: f-forgive me, Ms. BBR.
BBR: it's okay, just sit down. *Liet does so and she uncovers America's ears* you know what to do. And…begin!
America: alright, dudes, tell me what ya like to do for fun!
England: well, Shakespeare is a fun read.
Belarus: I usually try to get Nii-San to become one with me.
Lithuania: I sometimes hand out with Poland.
America: what is your favorite foods?
England: Fish and chips, or scones?
Belarus: I rather enjoy Babka…
Lithuania: Didžkukuliai, which is also known as cepelinai.
America: alright. ummm… oh! What do you want most in life?
England: … I honestly am not sure.
Belarus: to become one with Nii-San!
Lithuania: to be free from master Russia's service.
America: I've decided!
BBR: and who's the lucky winner?
America: Number one!
BBR: switch your seats!
England *thinks* maybe he'll think Belarus or Lithuania are me…
America: England, bro, you're number one, right?
England: wha-how did you-
BBR: YESS! USUK FTW!
Prussia: *whispers something in her ear*
BBR: *pales* that's right. *leaves with Belarus*
Prussia: zis is ze awesome me, signing out. See you all next time on Hetalia Dating!
Fang: *sighs* see that button that says "Review this Chapter"? Click it please. *mumbles* I have to get out of here…