Don't yell at me, I had this idea but I know I'm procrastinating on writing my other stories… but now I proudly present…. Coffee Delirium! It's a short chapter, though…

Chapter 1: Party!

The door thudded shut, leaving Will and Gilan alone.

Halt rode without a trace through the discreet path winding through the woods, secluded from most of mankind. Off to a meeting with Baron Arald, he had left Gilan in charge of Will because 1) Will was still an apprentice, 2) he needed to get away from Gil, and 3) he was already there. It seemed simple enough, as the only instructions were: Do NOT do anything unapproved by Halt. Which was almost everything, now that he came to think of it…

"Buh nuh nuh nuh buh nuh nuh nuh BA-NA-NAS! Buh nuh nuh nuh buh nuh nuh nuh nuh! WOOT WOOT HORSIES RULE! Whee-shnaw goes the hor-sey!" Will tiredly shook his head. It was more like he was babysitting Gil. Now he knew what Halt felt like when he had Gil around all the time. Time to get out the coffee.

Three minutes after getting out the coffee beans…

"Let's have a coffee party! YEAH YEAH WOOT WOOT!" Gilan screamed as he ran around the kitchen, wearing his cloak like a cape. Will guessed he never stayed home without an adult often, and this was the reason why. The apprentice sighed, and dutifully went back to making his beloved coffee. It was, in fact, one of the only things that could relieve him of his headache at the moment. If only Gil would have a nice cup of shut the hell up he could concentrate on mending a tear in his cloak… then he fell into a dark hole of welcoming oblivion. With a needle still in his hand…

Gil was having fun. Now that he successfully accomplished in getting Will to fall asleep, he could jump straight into his plan of action. Will was such a pussy, no one cares if it will get them in trouble, as long as they're having fun, right? Time to get the water boiling!