2 deaths you'd think for sure

That's all I'd have to endure

All the stupid vamps

Giving me we total cramp

So undead, so immature

Then when I graduate

I take a look around

And I say

Oh, great

That giant worm thing is gonna kill us

It's never gonna be over

Well, that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best slayer

With the best watcher

Who's dating the demons

Who's eating the kittens

Who's kinda evil

And who's got a soul now

And you still don't have a right stake

And your still not dating the right vamp

Nothing changes but the bumpys, the lurks and the stakes

Slaying never ends

Check out the now souled vamps

You'll never guess which one Buffy slept with

How did Dawn become a klepto

And Darla had a baby so I guess Angel's straight

And the only thing that matters

Is staking the right vamp

Still care your stake and the vamp you kill

Does it matter if your the Slayer or demon of some kind

Willow Rosenberg, she's the witch girl

Xander Harris, heart of the scoobies

Spike, the clown

And Rupert Giles, the watcher

I've tryed to kill them all before

I want my old life back!

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best slayer

With the best watcher

Who's in the cemetery

Who's on the pigs blood

Who's killing friends

Before the first bell

And you still don't have a right stake

And your still not dating the right vamp

And you still listen to the same watcher you did back then

Slaying never ends

Slaying never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed

With who's the best slayer

With the best watcher

Who's dating the demons

Who's eating the kittens

Who's kinda evil

And who's got a soul now

And I still don't have a right stake

And I still am not dating the right vamp

And I pretty much slay the same as I did back then

Slaying never ends

Slaying never ends

Slaying never ends