"You're dumping me? I thought we weren't going to break up again."

"Look it's not you, it's-"

"Oh, do not even think about giving me that speech."

"But it is."

"Really? Explain."

"I'm gay."

"You're what?"



"I'm gay."

"You're gay?"


"You're gay?"

"Yeah… I'm pretty sure you know what that means."

"But- But- How long?"

"Um… Like forever."

"Forever? We've been running around in circles for three years, chasing after each other, and you've been gay since forever?"


"And you never told me?"

"Well you make a pretty good beard, and I couldn't risk it."

"I can't believe I'm hearing this."

"I didn't mean to hurt you, I do care about you."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No! Of course not."

"All this time."

"Look I'm sorry."

"And I could have been dating Quinn instead."

"I- Wait, What!"

"Hm, oh you're still here Finn?"

"Yeah… I'm trying to apologize. But what was that about dating Quinn?"

"Nothing. Now out. Out, out, out."

A few minutes later…


"Quinn, its Rachel, come over right away and make sure to wear some sexy underwear."


"You heard what I said Quinn, I want your fine ass at my house in some sexy underwear pronto."

"Wait, why? Is it a special occasion? Did I forget something? Oh please don't tell me I forgot about our anniversary. I'm so sorry baby."

"Calm down, Quinn. It's nothing like that."

"Okay, okay. Calming down. What is it then?"

"Finn just told me he's gay."


"Yeah, I know. But he broke up with me, so…"

"You mean?"

"Yes, Quinn. We can really be together now."


"Yes! Now get over here, I want to see my girlfriend and celebrate."


"Oh, you will be."

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Love you."

AN: I have no idea where I came up with this idea, but even though it's short I thought it was too good to not share. Reviews please.