A/N Just a bit of silliness, only to be read if you have absolutely nothing better to do...

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I want to be a film star,

Maybe just piss off Ma,

I caught your eye from afar,

When you looked my way.

You're really not all that tall,

But you're lookin' for a brawl,

Well I don't like you at all,

Now you're walkin' my way.

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Your scowl was holdin',

Jaw clenched: teeth were showin',

Far away, cows were lowin',

Where ya think your goin' Curley?

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Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But let's get married

And have some babies!

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Of course now Ma,

Is gonna hate me-

So let's get married

And have some babies!

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Two weeks we've been married for,

What the hell did I do that for?

You were just the first man I saw,

Walkin' down my way.

You're cold, cruel, jealous and mean,

You don't understand me, I mean

A glove full of Vaseline?

What's with that anyway?

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Your scowl was holdin',

Jaw clenched: teeth were showin'

In the ranch, cows were lowin'

Where ya think your goin' Curley?

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See, I'd just met you,

You called me "Purty"

But now we're married...

I hate you Curley!

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With that glove of Vaseline,

You think we'll get dirty,

What you don't get is...

I hate you Curley!

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Now that I'm livin' with you,

My life is so bad!

Hate it in Soledad

Hate it in Soledad

Now that I'm livin' with you,

My life is so bad!

Hate it in Soledad

I hate it in Soledad

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See, I'd just met you,

You called me "Purty"

But now we're married...

I hate you Curley!

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With that glove of Vaseline,

You think we'll get dirty,

What you don't get is...

I hate you Curley!