Hi!

I had to go on a secret mission and save a bunch of lives. Yeah.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


The 1st day in the arena, the Careers gave to me: a sword wound in my left knee.

The 2nd day in the arena, the Game Makers gave to me: two hours of acid rain and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 3rd day in the arena, my sponsors gave to me: three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 4th day in the arena, my ally gave to me: four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 5th day in the arena, my mentor gave to me: five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 6th day in the arena, tracker jacker venom gave to me: six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 7th day in the arena, the wolf mutts gave to me: seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 8th day in the arena, a tribute gave to me: eight poisonous berries, seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 9th day in the arena, the barrier gave to me: nine electric shocks, eight poisonous berries, seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 10th day in the arena, the forest gave to me: ten itchy rashes, nine electric shocks, eight poisonous berries, seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 11th day in the arena, the Capitol gave to me: eleven unknown vials, ten itchy rashes, nine electric shocks, eight poisonous berries, seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.

The 12th day in the arena, the Hunger Games gave to me: twelve (times two minus one) violent deaths! Eleven unknown vials, ten itchy rashes, nine electric shocks, eight poisonous berries, seven side cramps, six hallucinations, five Mockingjays! Four back massages, three buckets of lamb stew, two hours of acid rain, and a sword wound in my left knee.


KneeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *glass shatters*

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