I do not own Sgt Frog. This chapter is in Tamama's Point Of View.

Tamama's Mission: Kiss My Sleeping Beauty

By WonderlandIsAnIllusion

The sergeant is sleeping, my footsteps barely make any noise, and I'm almost there. I must be quiet after all it wouldn't do for my sleeping beauty to wake up before the kiss. My loving kiss will wake him from his deep slumber, his eyes would slowly open, and he will see only me. My breath smells nice, I do not smell funny, teeth cleaned, and I'm nearly there.

He looks so vulnerable and those lips shall be mine!

"What are you doing?"

Damn you, Corporal Giroro.

"Going to wake up, Sergeant. Go away." I said in a low voice.

"What? I do not take orde-" I didn't bother paying attention to Giroro's words. I licked my lips and pounced on the sleeping leader.

"Hey, Private second cla-"

I don't care! I'm going to kiss my beloved Sergeant and no one shall stop me! I'm a bit sexually frustrated. My lips are so very close, I'm almost to my goal, my heart is racing, and those lovely lips at long last will be mine!

Someone grabbed me, I was so close, and I stuck my tongue out trying to make contact with the leader's lips.

"You are pathetic." Giroro told me and I gritted my teeth at him.

"I don't wanna hear that from you. You are more pathetic than me! Pinning after the enemy because she bested you in comb-"

"Shut up!"

"Huh? What's going on?" Keroro asked in a confused voice, he was blinking his eyes, and after a moment yawned loudly.

"Nothing at all, Sergeant." I commented cheerfully although I'm not in a good mood at all for once again I failed at kissing my Sleeping Beauty which is the Sergeant. There is always next time and I'm not going to give up! I'm determined to kiss Keroro.

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