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SNES Yoshi's Island Romance Drama

yoshis day out

one day yoshi was walking and shotting eggs and all that stuff that he normally does when it saw a really hot guy with red hair and gogles. 'hey hot guy' yoshi said

'yes?' the mysterous man rpelied interestlngly and really sexilyy and stuff.

'your hot'

'thanks i know iright ? your not to bad youreself!'

'do you wanna french kiss and stufff aahnd of course whats ur name?'

'matt'

'cool story bro let's leeroy jenkins this'

so yoshie kissed matt and it was so french that all these frickin crossonts and breads and berets and the eiffel tower were jsut flinging everywhere and hitting all these shy guys. it was really cool and you shuold have been there to seeit.

then yoshi and mat had a wedding and it was cool and mario wasnt ven invited because matt hated him and so did yoshi and he sjust sat in hsi house all day like a gtotal forever alone cuz thats what he is AND ALWAYS WILL BE DO YOU HEAR THAT MARIO FANS

and he said 'you may h kiiss the bride' or dino or whatever you want to call it and so they french kissed a little more but it wasnt so french in fact it was a bit mexiacn because all these burritos randomly appeared nd so THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR CATERING ARE YOU KIDDING ME IS THIS REAL

and then FATFORWARD 10 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

matt and yoshi were sitting watching tv and watcghig there kids play around some campfire because campfires anre like family bonding or whatvever and the kids were like half matt half yoshie and really cool dinohuman and lol you get the idea OR MAYBE YOU DONT RETRD DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING SHESSH

ans so mario showed up and SMASH THE CGLASS AND MATT WAS LIKE WHOA DUDE GETH THE HECK OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND MRIO WAS ALL NO I LOVE YOSHIE AND YOSHIE WAS LIKE BUT YOU BETREAYED ME AND MATT EWAS LIKE MOG U LOVED YOSHEI ADN I T WAS ALL CRAZY AND PLOT TWISTPLOTTWISTTTTTT

and near suhowed up and thoese monkeys KICKED BUTT AND BEATBOXED WELCOME TO THE JUNGLTE AND IT WAS TOTTALY HARDCORE AND THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME I ACTUALLY LIKED NEAR I MEAN THE ONLY TIME MATT ACTUALLY LEIKED NEAR.

and for those of you who dont know who near is WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE YOU ARE SO LUCKTY TO NOT KNWO HIM.

and then they lived haplly ever after becaus i hate to end storys.

REVIEWS PELASE NO FLAMERS OR NEARS BMONKYS WILL BEATBOX U TO DEATH!

5 Reviews -

MoneyMari33 - Dear Lord, please bleach my brain...

yoshifannatci8 - WRITE MOARE DUD U R AWESUM AND MAT IS CUL BUT NEAR OR WHATEVRS MONKEYS R CULR NO OFFENSCE AND I HAET MRIO TO!

TrollMeistr5 - *Bows* ALL HAIL KING OF THE TROLLS!

princesspeachsux78 - Please tell me you're joking.

snesluva23 - Made me cry.