ONE DARK NIGHT, IN A HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. BARREL WERE JUST CHILLING. THEN, MR. BARREL, OUT OF NOWHERE, ASKED MRS. BARREL IF SHE WANTED TO GO TO HIS BEDROOM. AND THEN MRS. BARREL WAS ALL LIKE, "yolo lets do it." SO THEY DID. AND THERE WAS A LOT OF CONTACT. FUCK LOGIC, BARRELS CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THEIR DARK POWERS. SO, THAT'S WHY THEY MAGICALLY KEEP REPRODUCING. STEPHANO SAYS HE HEARS A LOT OF PON PON WEI WEI WEI EVERY NIGHT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.