"Remember that you need to use people here in the WWE," my cousin's friend Eve Torres told me and she placed her brown hair in a ponytail. She then placed her glasses on her face and smiled at me softly. "I will teach you the other tricks about being a WWE Diva. You're going to enjoy all my tips!"
I nodded my head and took down some notes. "I'll be sure to remember that and I'm sure Barbara will help me out too! You're so nice Eve," I replied softly.
Eve whispered into my ear, "You might want to stay away from your cousin. She isn't that useful around here at all. In fact, she is a nobody here in the WWE."
"Really Eve?" I asked in complete shock. My cousin told me she was popular in the WWE and she never mentioned that she was a nobody. "So do you just put up with her or something Eve?"
Eve nodded her head and she placed a piece of gum into her mouth. "Barbie is a complete wannabe of me. She wins her matches by cheating. She always does a rollup."
I couldn't believe that Eve thought my cousin was a cheapo in the ring. A rollup is a great way to win a match against a very strong opponent even though it'll make you look weak and pathetic. I loved the rollup because it helped me win most of my matches.
"So you think I'm a cheapo?" a voice asked from behind me and I turned around and saw my cousin, Barbara 'Barbie' Blank, looking at Eve coldly.
"Barbie, I never said that! Your cousin was saying how cheap you were in the ring," Eve told Barbie lying and Barbie crossed her arms madly.
Barbie took a step forward and pushed Eve backwards. She shouted, "Don't lie to me Eve Torres! You are the one who doesn't like me and keeps pretending to be my friend! Do you love me or something? Tell me Eve!"
Eve ran off and Barbie looked at me with a smile on her face. I asked, "Is she your former friend or something? If she is, she lied to me about being you friend."
"She was my friend but we stopped being friends when she changed. She only wanted to use people and she still does want to use people. She is so bad for wanting to do that. You can't just use everyone around you. It is evil to do that and very sinful," Barbie told me. "Also, people call me Kelly. It's part of being a WWE Diva you know."
"Okay, Kelly. Anyways, what did Vince want from me? He said he wants me to be on screen or something." I looked at her with a smile on my face.
Kelly laughed. "He wants you to work in FCW and be a part of RAW now. Even though you haven't learned the WWE's way of things, he is going to let you fight in backstage scenes or something. He told me he wants you to be a manager first," she told me softly. "Think you can handle being a manager for a WWE Superstar or Diva?"
"I think I can handle that. On a different note, I think we look like twins," I replied with a huge smile. "I wish we looked more a like though but I guess I kind of look like a younger you."
"Yeah, we do look like twins," Kelly said studying me. "I wish we were twins because we are so much alike in my opinion. I love pink but you don't though so being twins might not work out."
I laughed. "Twins can be different Kelly."
"I know that but I like to think of them as being more alike than different. I think so much more complicated things sometime but that is one of my simpler ones. You should already know that Siobhan," Kelly told me and she patted me on the back.
"I hate my name. It sounds so complicated," I muttered out and I pushed my blonde locks out of my face as I looked at the ground sadly. "I hope Vince comes up with a better name for me. I should just go by middle name."
"Britney isn't a much better name silly," Kelly stated and she hugged me.
"It is better than saying Siobhan a billion times for someone walking down to the ring," I told her and she laughed at me. "Anyways, I should go and see Vince. We have ten minutes before RAW starts and I have no idea what I am doing yet."
Kelly unwrapped herself from me and allowed me to walk off. I wandered around for a few minutes backstage and I finally found Vince McMahon, which I was grateful for because I needed to find him and make him think high things of me. I wouldn't want him to think of me as someone who is constantly late.
"Hello Siobhan. I see you made it to the show and managed to find me," Vince said softly as he looked at his watch. "You found me five minutes before the show and that means we have enough time to talk about you and what you shall be doing. Your ring name is going to be Siobhan Blank. Why? Because to me it is a catchy name to have. I know it is you real name but it is still catchy. If it doesn't stick, we'll just change your ring name and your character."
"How about I go by something much simpler and prettier than that? My middle name is Britney," I told Vince with a smile on my face.
Vince thought about the name and he grinned. "How about Britney Britney? You'll be like Kelly Kelly and you'll walk down to the ring with your double names. We can just call you Britney for interviews and stuff though," Vince announced happily.
I nodded my head and told him, "That is such a great idea. I'll go by that name and everyone will like it. It is so simple like Kelly's ring name."
"You will have you first match tonight and it'll be against Aksana. You will win the match and you can use the STF to win the match. You're going to be a big John Cena fan in storyline and you'll have to pretend to stalk him and what not. You can even be very emotional." Vince patted me on the back softly. "Remember to have fun Siobhan."
"I will Vince. When will I have my match?" I asked looking at him with a smile.
"After the commercial break before the third match Siobhan. The third match is going to be CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler," Vince answered. "You'll have a segment before the second match with Eve. She is going to be talking to you about how you just joined the WWE and how much she already doesn't like you."
"That sounds like a good idea Vince."
The show started and Vince walked off before we could finish talking. Eve found me and she told me all about the segment and how much fun we're going to have working together. I felt like choking on something but I resisted the urge to pop her pen into my mouth. Her voice can be so annoying sometimes.
I took off my dress and revealed my ring gear on under it and Eve commented on it with, "That is so cute. I love the fact that it is silver and pink."
I grinned and told her, "Kelly gave it to me last year because she didn't fit in it anymore. She lost a pound or two and so I own it now."
"Well, she knows fashion then," Eve muttered out in disgust thanks to my revelations of it belonging to Kelly. I couldn't believe that someone could hate Kelly so much.
I picked my dress of the ground and placed it on a chair next to us. The camera men finally showed up and I knew we had to do our segment for the live audience and the people watching at home. I swallowed hard before the camera men started recording us.
"Hello there Britney," Eve said looking at me. "I know you are new here but I already don't like you for some strange reason. You remind me of a certain blonde haired bimbo that runs around here. What is her name? Oh, I know it now. The girl is named Kelly Kelly and you look almost like her to me. So, you are going to have you first match tonight."
"My first match is tonight?" I asked in fake shock. I looked down at the ground sadly and I pretended to be really upset about it. "I don't even know how to wrestle that well. Are you sure I have to have a match tonight? I was just hired Eve."
Eve laughed in my face and nodded. "You're match is against Aksana and it is up now. You better get going or I'll make you lose automatically."
I walked off as the camera got a close up on Eve's face. My music hit and my opponent was a black haired girl with a really bad tan. Oh, wait! I think that is Aksana.
My theme song is called All Night Party Girl and it sounded so cheap and generic. I pretended not to care as I walked down to the ring in fake fear of Aksana and the match. The ring announcer, Justin Roberts, began to announce me.
"Making her way to the ring, from Tampa, Florida, please welcome Britney Britney!" Justin shouted into the microphone.
The audience cheered for me which means Aksana is the heel in the match and I'm the face. Aksana looked at me as if she hated me already but I knew it was part of the act of being heel. Eve is the only one who truly hates me in the WWE so far.
As I got into the ring, Aksana attacked me and the bell rang. I managed to push her off and hit her with my elbow in the face. I then wrapped my legs around her body and flipped her over which caused her to land on her back on the mat.
I picked her up and threw her into the corner of the ring and her face hit the turnbuckle. As she fell backwards, I speared her to the mat and I pulled her body away from the ropes. I locked in the STF, which I only seen about two times before joining the WWE, and Aksana tapped out.
The audience looked at me in shock and I jumped up and down in the ring. I heard Michael Cole asking Jerry, "How did she learn that? She is new right?"
I got on the turnbuckle and I held up my index fingers to the sky. I shouted, "I won my first match in the WWE ever!"
After I got down from the turnbuckle, I got out of the ring and touched several hands. I whispered, "I love you" to all the fans who got to touch my hand.
I reached the backstage area and Vince clapped his hands together. "You were amazing out there! You are such a natural in the ring. Aksana is probably wishing to be you right now. You are the future of the Divas Division Siobhan," Vince told me and he hugged me softly.
I hugged him back and thanked him for all of his kind words. "You are the best boss I ever had. Anyways, feel free to criticize me when you hate something I do. I won't mind it as long as it helps me out," I told him and he nodded his head and he walked off. I wonder why he always walks off.
Kelly walked over to me with a man in a hat and a green t-shirt. "This is John Cena," Kelly told me with a smile on his face. "He is going to be the guy you are in a storyline with and it is going to be a hot one!"
John held out his hand and I took it into my hand. "Sorry if I am a bit sweaty but I just had a match with Aksana," I said to John softly and he laughed.
"It is all good. I don't mind a little sweat," John replied and he pulled his hand away slowly. "You did a nice rendition of my move out there. I think you are a wonderful wrestler from what I saw and you deserve a bit more screen time like the rest of the Divas here in the WWE."
"Thanks and I know I'll have longer matches here in the WWE. If I make the PPVs, I'll be able to. Also, I'm going to be wrestling down in FCW sometime soon and I'll probably have long matches down there. Vince just wanted to get me a head start in the WWE since I have been wrestling in the Indies," I told John.
John grinned. "That is good to know. Maybe I'll make time to watch them. Well, I am glad to have met the lady who gets to be my biggest fan in storyline. You are going to be doing a lot of hard work with me. Trust me; it takes a lot to keep a great storyline going with me. I sometimes run out of energy."
"Well, John, I'll be sure to keep you energized. I have tons of energy," I stated with a soft smile.
Kelly mouthed, "He is separated from his wife right now and so available." I turned a bit red and I started to laugh at Kelly for doing that.
"What? Did I do something wrong?" John asked me and I shook my head no. "Kelly must be making faces behind my back again. Anyways, I better get going. See you around Siobhan."
John walked off and I glared at Kelly. "How dare you think I would want to go out with him or something! He may be one of the best guys in the WWE but that doesn't mean I need to have a date with him or something," I told her.
Kelly laughed and asked me, "Did you really think I would let you pass up on a good opportunity to get a boyfriend or something? Well, I could have helped you get to know someone better in the WWE."
"I don't need to get to know John better. We'll just do our storyline and I will hope my career and my life benefit from him. Plus, I hope to have fun here," I answered.
Kelly sighed and poked me in my stomach. "You're not sweaty at all! You feel like you haven't even worked out yet!" she told me.
"Well, a short match isn't like a workout Kelly. I think I need a longer match that what I had. I feel like I didn't even get any calories burned."
"You should get used to short matches then because that is all you are going to get on RAW and Smackdown. The only places you get long matches at are PPVs and Superstars. Sometimes you get long ones on NXT," Kelly told me with a smile on her face.
"Okay, I'll try to get used to having short matches," I told Kelly softly and I pushed my hair back and smiled. "Do you have a ponytail on you?"
Kelly handed me a ponytail from her mini purse and asked me, "Why do you even want a ponytail? It makes your hair get all tangled up sometimes."
"I need to have my hair out of my face. I don't think messy hair looks good on someone unless they are the hottest person alive," I answered. "You should know that messy hair doesn't look good. You have tough matches and your hair gets ruined."
"But I am so pretty!" Kelly said jokingly.
I laughed. "You are pretty but not as pretty as me. One day, I'll be number on the Maxim Hot 100," I told Kelly. "You better vote for me for it because I'll vote for you in return. We can both be on there and you can take the second spot so we can be right next to each other in numbers."
"I'm going to be number one and you are going to be number two, okay? I am the one who keeps moving up in rank and has been on there twice so far. I'm going to get that number one spot eventually," Kelly replied and we both started laughing.
"Anyways, what do we all do after we get done for the day?" I asked Kelly and she smiled.
She answered with, "We hang out in the locker room for the rest of the show and watch everyone else have their match. It is so much fun."
"Okay," I muttered out. "Take me to the locker room!"
We walked off to watch the rest of the show after I made sure to get my dress of the chair I left it on. I don't need Eve taking it because she doesn't have great style like me. Well, I have okay style. I dress kind of nerdy unlike Kelly. Kelly dresses like an angel.
I love the WWE so far. What could possibly go wrong in my first week? Well, nothing can! Hahaha!
A/n: This is my John Cena story and Siobhan is Kelly's cousin and they look somewhat alike. Hence why I used a Kelly picture for the cover. Anyways, please comment and vote if you like it. Thanks!