How to Annoy Remus Lupin

1. Sing "Werewolves of London" every time he walks into the room

2. Call him Jacob

3. If he does something that could be taken even slightly offensive, roll eyes and ask if he was raised by wolves

4. He does not want a flea bath, powder, collar, shampoo, bomb, ect

5. Make the ever popular jokes about his "time of month"

6. Tell him to turn to page 394

(And likely more to come. Please review)