So, I was thinking one day, there are bunches of Harry Potter abridges, no Hunger Games!So without further ado,here it is.I have complete respect for Hunger Games, so don't for you guys who don't know what abridged means, it means shortened.
(Deep in a house in the Seam)
Katniss:WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE A TRIBUTE….
Buttercup:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(translation :Shut up Katniss!)
Katniss:HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(translation:I WILL EAT YOU WHEN PRIM ISN'T LOOKING!)
(pointless preperations later)
Katniss:I'm Katniss Everdeen, I live in District 12, My dad is dead, Prim is the best sister in the woods, Gale is my only friend, and I will now illegally meet him in the woods
(a skip and a hop over to the butchers, near the fence)
Katniss:I will now go under this fence as though it was nothing!
Katniss:U FAIL FENCE!
(Katniss has a treasure hunt to find her bow and arrows and finds them)
Katniss:Morning Bow and Arrow, my only weapon I will use in the entire series, because all girls need bow and arrow when they fight!
Bow and Arrow:I love you Katniss!
A skip and a hop away is Gale
Gale:Morning,hey wanna run away together(*coughIloveyou*cough)
Katniss, I have bread!
Katniss:IT'S A MIRACLE IN OUR POOR SEAM LIVES!
Katniss:Oh and today's the reaping!The odds are certainly not in your or my favors, so were kinda screwed!
Gale:HAPPY HUNGER GAMES
Katniss:AND MAY THE ODDS BE….Look bird!
(Katniss shoots birds)
Bow and Arrow:We are killers
They walk to the Seam and sell stuff, that's totally like, rare in the Disrict, and talk to the mayor's daughter for strawberries
Katniss:Hello Madge, my only friend who's a girl in the series, which is not revealed until later!
Gale:What's with the dress?
Madge:Well since the odds, are totally in my favor, i will therefore, dress prettier then all you guys!
Katniss walks home to the Seam and finds a bath waiting for her.
Katniss:OMG A BATH,I'M SO EXCITED!
Bath:Oh god, it's this one
Katniss take a serious bath, and then dresses in a blue dress
Katniss:Mom WTF u at?
Katniss's Mom:You look all pretty, now I will make you more prettier, to compensate the fact I went into depression!
Prim:I wanna be Katniss!
Katniss:No !Screw you too Prim, cuz you only have one name, but they obviously won't pick you!AN YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF IT!(*cough*Immaliar*cough*)
They all walk to the square, where there are other children waiting.
Katniss:Bye Prim!Remember they won't pick you, and I'm always right!
Effie walks onstage
Effie:Happpppppppppppppppppppy Hunger Games!And may the odds be EVER in your favor.
Haymitch:Imma drunk and will now attempt to steal your wig!(Seconds of struggle later)Ok Screw it.
Capitol:WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU GUYS NOW!
Effie:Ok whatever!So now, the reaping!
Katniss:Not me, not me
So what do you think?Ugly?Good?REVIEW PLEASE!They give me strength to continue!