OMG, What Happened?
Note: This is my first My Little Pony fanfic (I have another account that I don't plan on using any more). I hope it grows on you, because I tend to obsess with this story when possible.
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony, only my OC and my occasionally original plot.
Italicized = thought
"Ugh, what happened?" I asked myself. I rubbed the top of my head with my hoof in order to take away the pain. Wait, hoof? "What the?" I finally opened my eyes only to find a familiar pink horse in front of my face.
"Hi, how are you? You're new to here aren't you? Why are you on the ground? What are you doing in Ponyville? Can you answer any of my questions? I like your facial markings. My name is…"
I started to get annoyed at her. I know who she is and figured I was imagining things; I mean with a talking pony that you see on TV. Either that or I've officially gone insane.
"Shut up Pinky Pie. I don't know why I'm here or why I'm imagining you here and what do you mean by Ponyville?" I growled.
I got up and looked around only to see a familiar scene. A town square filled with hundreds of ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns. There was one I immediately recognized at the apple stand.
"Okay, now this is weird. Right over there is Applejack." I looked up and saw Rainbow Dash clearing the sky at a super speed. Suddenly the weirdest thought of all popped into my mind. I looked down at myself to see hooves, the edge of a yellow and red mane, and red hair with a zipper yellow pattern. I looked a little higher to see some strong, muscular red and yellow wings. "Holy shit, I'm a pony! How did this happen?"
There I was on the internet, doing what else being a brony but looking up the newest episode. I had black hair and blue eyes. I was wearing my favorite red shirt and shorts combo with my lucky yellow shark tooth necklace as well as my favorite skull necklace.
"Man Pinky Pie is hilariously random!" I cried.
"What was that Tommy?" my brother calls from the next room.
"Nothing, I was just talking to myself."
"Oh, okay. I thought you were looking up more pony stuff. You are so embarrassing when it comes to that shit."
This ticked me off, no one diesis my ponies. I walked over to his room and banged on the door. He opened it and asked, "What do you…" BANG!
I didn't let him finish his question. I quickly pulled my fist back and punched him straight in the face.
"No one diesis Pinky Pie and the gang."
I went back to my room and went back to my show. I silently told myself how cool it would be to meet these things just once. At that I hit myself, too far little brony, too far.
I was enjoying my free time on the computer when at the end of the episode a dark horse figure appears on the screen.
"Ah, so you are the biggest fan of this show. Well then, you will make an excellent tool for me to take over the land of Equestria," said the figure on the screen.
"Nightmare moon, how did you end up on my screen? Now how do I take you off screen?"
A purple mist comes out of my computer and surrounds me.
"Okay, now this is freaky. When did I get this feature?"
Everything went dark from there and I felt a sharp pain in my head.
End of Flashback
"Okay, how did I see that? I thought you didn't really see flashbacks in cartoons; I guess I thought wrong," I stated.
Pinky Pie was busy jumping around and being random, as always. "I can't believe it; two new horses come to Ponyville in one day!"
I look at her because there was only one time that a pony came to Ponyville and stayed. "Two, who's the second horse," I asked.
"Oh, this purple unicorn that went by Twilight Sparkle. She had a purple and green dragon named Spike," Pinky replied.
I was right; I somehow ended up as a stallion in the first episode. Calm down Tommy, you just need to confront the person responsible for this, Midnight Moon. Better yet, I could ask her older sister, Princess Celestia, for help.
"Pinky, do you know how I could meet Princess Celestia?" I ask.
"Uh, duh, anyone can see her tonight during the Summer Sun Celebration. It's going to take place here in Ponyville for the very first time," she replied.
Yep, definitely the first episode.
"Where can I see Twilight Sparkle?"
"Just come to my welcome party tonight to celebrate her coming. We can make it a party for both of you!"
Suddenly her tail started twitching.
"Oh no, duck!" I cried and quickly hid underneath Applejack's stand.
Applejack looked underneath confused at what was happening. "Howdy there little doggy, what are ya doin' underneath my cart?"
"Pinky's tail twitched." This part really got her attention.
"It twitched!" she cried and hid underneath the cart with me. "Speakin' of which, how do you know about Pinky's predictions?"
I had to think of an answer carefully, I couldn't say I saw the episode. "Um, Pinky's predictions are famous where I come from."
Pinky suddenly popped out of nowhere and asked, "Where did you come from?"
"I come from Ohio."
"Where is that?"
Dammit, did not think that through. "Um, it's not here in Equestia, it's in a land far away where dragons actually come from."
Suddenly a hard crash comes from above the cart and Pinky's tail stopped twitching.
Applejack noticed this too and quickly calmed down. "Looks like that's what was supposed to fall."We all crawl out from underneath of the cart to see Rainbow Dash on top eating some of the apples. "Rainbow Dash, what are ya doin' eatin' my apples?"
Rainbow Dash looked up from her buffet to see her friend there. "Oh, hey Applejack. Sorry, I suddenly had a strange urge to just fall down here."
I felt like a complete genius; I usually didn't get great grades but in this world I knew everything. "It was because of Pinky's twitch. She predicted that something would fall out of the sky and it looks like it's you."
"And who are you?" Rainbow Dash asked.
I felt embarrassed now; I need to work on manners. "Sorry, my name is Tommy, Tommy Smith."
"Okay, nice to meet you. Do you want to see a prank?"
"Sure, go on a head prank master."
"Prank master, I like it. That is one of my new nicknames," she said. "Anyway, hey Applejack; can you make a name twist like me?"
"What now?" Applejack replied.
"You know; I'm Rainbow Dash and now I'm dashing off. What about you?"
"Oh, okay. My name is Applejack and now I'm jackin'… Oh you bitch."
This made me crack up. Never before did I expect these girls to cuss let alone make jokes like that.
"Oh my god, nice one Rainbow Dash," I said after I finally finished laughing.
"Why thank you Tommy."
I then looked down at myself and noticed how I didn't have any real clothes on. I know that most ponies in this show didn't wear clothes unless it was a special event, but I felt too awkward.
"Hey, girls, where can I find some clothes to wear?"
"Oh that's easy; you have to go to Rarity's fashion store. She makes dresses, and shirts, and capes, and belts, and shoes, and glasses, and all other kinds of clothes," Pinky chose to answer in the longest way possible.
We walked all the way to Rarity's place where she was happy to hook me up with some duds. I quickly got hold of a necklace with a black rope to keep it together and white skull. I then went to the shoes where I got two pairs, a pair with black as its base color with white stripes and one that was the opposite (if you need more detail then look at my profile). Shoes and a necklace didn't feel like enough, I quickly pulled on a black and white tuxedo-like shirt and a stylish black belt with white gems.
Now I was styling, but Rarity thought I needed even more oomph. What to do, what to do? Then it hit me, or really Pinky Pie wearing them hit me. Some black shades, now I was ready to hit the pony clubs.
I came out of dressing and saw as all the mares' jaws dropped. I laughed a little and figured I would create a catch phrase, but what. I decided to get my catch phrase from a musical group in my world.
"I'm sexy and I know it," I said strait to their faces.
"Yeah you are… I mean, whatever," Rainbow Dash replied with a blush.
Pinky just started jumping up and down laughing at my new phrase. "Oh, I love LMFFO thanks for quoting them," she cried.
"LMFFO?" I asked confused.
My confusion seemed to confuse the other girls, "Um, the group LMFFO. You know, Laugh My Fucking Flank Off," Rarity replied.
I decided to play it safe, though I found it funny how in this world they had their own phrase that meant the same thing in my world. "Oh, right, I forgot who say that song." I looked into the mirror and saw something that embarrassed me all to pieces. "Oh my god, I don't have a cutie mark!"
"What's so wrong with that?" asked Pinky Pie.
"Oh, I don't know; maybe the fact that I'm probably the oldest horse ever to not get a freaking marks!"
Applejack seemed to feel sympathy for me and tried to make me feel better. "Don't feel bad now handsome, I mean Tommy. I was the last one in my class to get a cutie mark. I'm sure it'll come in."
After a little more comfort from each girl, we decided to go our separate ways. Pinky went to her bakery to make desserts for her party, Rarity stayed to make herself a dress, Applejack went to grab some apples to make food for the party, and Rainbow Dash went back to work on clearing the sky for tonight.
I, myself, decided I would go for a walk in the woods.
"Ugh, what do I do now? Without Pinky Pie's randomness or any of the other girls, it's just boring out here." Suddenly I remembered where I was. "Wait; where there are animals there's always Fluttershy."
I did my best to remember where exactly Fluttershy was, when I remembered that she follows Twilight to the library. I cursed at myself for not remembering that and decided to stretch out my new wings and tried to fly. Luckily it turns out that I'm a natural and quickly flew back to the library to find all the girls with the rest of the town.
Pinky Pie quickly spotted me and brought me to the middle of the room. "Everyone, this is Tommy Smith. He's new to town just like the other girl that is going to live in here."
I felt weird being the center of attention; I've never been very social except with people I really knew so all these other horses kind of made me as nervous as Fluttershy.
Good thing for me that I didn't need to say anything because I hear Rainbow Dash calling, "She's coming, she's coming," which probably meant that Twilight was about to come in so I turned off the lights.
I knew I had to talk to her, she was the only one that knew that Nightmare Moon was coming back and I needed to talk to her about what happened to me. Maybe if I can get her to believe then maybe I can get back to my world. I have to admit that I'm going to miss these girls. This is not where I belong though. I need to confront Nightmare Moon and get the fuck out of here.
Twilight came in and I decided to wait until she finished her sentence before turning off the lights. I cracked me up seeing her reaction to all these strange people in her house.
As soon as she went up to her bed in annoyance I decided I would talk to her and tell her about my situation. "I hope she'll believe me."
I trotted up the stairs and saw Spike partying with Rarity (little player) somehow I felt sad for him for having a crush on her and she was always using him for labor. I finally made it to her room and I knocked.
"Come on in," I heard from the inside.
I thought to myself 'That doesn't sound like in the show, I thought she was annoyed.' I went in and I saw Twilight laying on her bed reading. 'Now I remember she wasn't like that on screen, she was pissed before.'
"Hello Twilight, I have something to tell you."
"What is it?" she asked and she looked naturally concerned.
I tried to bring all the strength in my body together in order to tell her what was happening. I looked her strait in the eye and got strait to the point.
"I am not of this world Twilight."
She looked right at me and replied with, "I know."
Note: Oh a cliffhanger. I hope you enjoy this story and if you have any ideas feel free to pm me.