I do not own Alex Rider, and while I may imagine it sometimes, I'm not really about to kill Justin Bieber. I just really really don't like him... he freaks me out.

"Pay a pound, stop Justin Bieber!"

"Tom, what are you doing?"

Tom Harris grinned at his blond friend, "I'm raising money to get rid of Justin Bieber."

Alex raised his eyebrow, "Why do you need money?"

"Well, I can't kill him myself, but you know that Yassen dude. You could ask him to do it for us!"

"Uh-huh… Right. How much money have you raised?"

"Well in person I've raised £9,836. I also made a website for my cause and that's managed to raise over £63,000 from people all over the world. So will you ask him?"

Alex shrugged, "Sure, why not."

"So you'll do it? Even though it's not your normal fee?"

"Yes." The blond Russian grinned, "I'm not much of a fan of him myself, so I have no problem doing this."

"See you then."

"Breaking News! Justin Bieber found dead. The 18 year-old superstar was found earlier this morning lying on his kitchen floor with a bullet hole between his eyes. Fangirls all around the world weep on this tragic, tragic day."

Alex looked at his dark haired friend, "Good job mate."

If anyone has any real problems with this story, tell me and if i think its a good enough reason or if I get enough complaints I'll delete it.



These are my answers to reviews I've gotten for this story:

Evgenia: Thanks muchly as my first review for this slightly odd story!

Pinkylovesbrown: Of course Yassen knows who he is. He'd have to keep up with the times.

Mari877i: Thanks to you too!

Youngjusticefanatic: Thanks! And sadly, I am not allowed to know his name…

Coolio: Thanks for the tip so:

I am in no way, shape, or form going to attempt to off Justin Beiber! No matter how much I might want to!

Mythomagic-Champion: Well I'm glad, I'm not much of a fan myself. Probably to the same extent as you even!

Anonomon13: Thanks, and while I know PWP can mean 'Porn Without Plot', it can also mean 'Plot? What Plot?'

Anon Omous: Glad you got a laugh, and read above. ;p

Tedrenia: Because we who would like to see it happen, don't have the resources.

Any other Reviews will be added as I receive them.