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Charlie was asleep when his brother ran into his room and woke him up.

"CHARLIE," he exclaimed, "GUESS WHAT?"

"The hangover I have isn't real," Charlie guessed, "Alan seriously do you have to wake me this early?"

"Early? It's 12 o'clock in the afternoon," Alan said.

"Oh," Charlie said, "Well anyway with the hangover it feels like 4 in the morning."

"You know Charlie you should really stop drinking," Alan lectured.

"And you really shouldn't lecture me when I have a splitting headache," Charlie muttered, "So what's up?"

"I'm going to do it," Alan said.

"I do 'it' all the time," Charlie said, "But I have a feeling that we're not talking about the same it."

"I'm going to try to get full custody of Jake," Alan said.

"You're going to what," Charlie asked.

"It was your idea after all," Alan said.

"Was I high," Charlie asked.

"Charlie," Alan said,, "Come on. You love Jake."

"I also love string cheese but that doesn't mean I want it around all the time," Charlie said.

"Charlie please. This is important to me. You're my brother and as much as we fight I know you love me so I need you to support me on this."

"Fine," Charlie said, "But you so owe me."

"Charlie I don't have any money," Alan said, "Why do you think I sponge off you"

"Okay lesson number one. DO NOT say that where a judge can hear it." Charlie said slapping him upside the head.

"OW! I'm not an idiot," Alan said.

"Yeah but it's fun to slap you upside the head," Charlie said.

Alan sighed annoyed but he knew his brother loved him.