Author's Note : Hey guys Bff#3 writing and if you don't know this fic is a collab-fic between me and Bff#1. Reviews are appreciated and necessary for unique ways to destroy the hat.

Disclaimer : We of 3BFFS do not own Black Blood Brothers nor any show or other kind of reference made in this fic.

I paced the floor, thinking about the acursed red thing my brother calls a hat. It has been annoying me since the day I came to the Special Zone and it still annoys me to this day. I really want it dead and my buddy Zara will help me do it. I then looked to a picture on my dresser and an evil grin grew on my face. Lets see that hat come back after what I have in store for it.

"Where have you been? I've been calling you for hours!" Zara exclaimed as I entered our secret hideout a.k.a. the basement of Zelman Clock. I smirked as I emptied a bag onto the table in front of her. She stared at it intently before looking up at me.

"What is all this stuff?" She asked her head tilted in confusion. I smiled before taking a book out of my black bag. She smiled like the Chesire Cat as she read the title.

Jiro-nii-san laid there snoring softly, sleeping like an angel. Perfect. Now was the best time to steal that monstracity of a hat, but due to Zara not being a Black Blood like me her footsteps were easily heard by both me and Jiro-nii-san. He woke up and stared into my eyes. I pulled a chocolate bar from my bag and his eyes widened, a bit of drool coming from the corner of his mouth. I moved it a few times, his grey eyes following intently and I threw it into the Mimiko's bedroom. Jiro-nii-san followed after it like a dog chasing a stick and I shut the door behind him and blocked with a chair. I walked back and pulled out my supplies, getting to work as Zara went off to find our cohort for this evil plot to destroy the hat.

I planted the hat into Kotaro's waiting hands and ruffled his hair.

"Listen Kotaro you have the most important job, when Jiro-nii-san comes out of the room make sure he gets his hat," I explained to the blonde child. "Now whatever happens you need to stay here and don't be afraid. If you stand your ground Jiro-nii-san won't be able to hurt you." Kotaro nodded before he stood a foot infront of Jiro-nii-san's prison. Zara and I ran to hide on the roof to await what would happen.

Kotaro's POV

I stood there like Sister told me to, waiting to prove I can stand up to Brother. He broke open the door and stood there looking very angry. His eyes were dark and scary, but I stayed like Sister told me to, she's so nice and I know she'll never hurt me.

"Why do you have my hat Kotaro?" Brother asked using his scary voice. I gulped and looked into his eyes and stood confidently.

"I made the buckle shinier to surprize you Brother," I said in a serious voice. Brother smiled and put his hat on. I heard a beeping noise before a big boom knocked us both over. A bad smell filled the air and before I could even blink I felt myself become airborne and hit the ceiling.

I looked to the ceiling and noticed a dent the size and shape of Kotaro. I looked into his room and saw Jiro-nii-san scolding Kotaro about the stink bomb in the hat. Zara and I ran off to laugh in the basement like the insane women we are.

"That my friend was priceless, but there was a hot on Jiro's head," Zara said between her laughs. I smiled before unvailing the list of ways we could destroy the evil monster known as a hat.

"Zara my friend, that hat will die or we'll die trying," I said before laughing crazily and Zara applauding me.

Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed it. If Kotaro wasn't who you wanted to be the scape goat then just replace Kotaro's name with someone else's and then the rest is up to you. Review~