Love Bites But So Do I

Pro-FinnxMarceline, agressive Anti-FinnxBubblegum and Anti-FinnxFlame Princess

Because Marceline is the best female character on Adventure Time, and Finnceline is the best pairing of the original characters for many reasons. I felt this song fit perfectly.

I just altered the lyrics a bit to fit this better.


A bored Marceline was flying around Ooo, with her Axe-bass. Soon, she came across a detached Finn sitting in the shade of his and Jake's tree house.

She joined him at his side.

"What up, Finn?" she voiced.

It took him a few seconds to realize she was there.

"Oh, hey Marceline." Finn sighed.

"Why are you all spacey?" Marceline asked.

"Marceline, have you ever liked someone, but they didn't like you back?" the human boy asked.

Marceline thought about it.

"Yeah, a time or two." she stated.

"Well I've liked two girls and they turned me down," Finn expressed, "Bubblegum said I was too young for her and Flame Princess said we couldn't be together because she thinks we're opposites."

"Finn, nothing is ever good enough for a Princess, because they are taught to strive for perfection and they always feel like they're better than everyone else, therefore, no one is ever good enough for them, unless it's another royal." Marceline explained.

"I should've known that." Finn said.

"Come to the Mountain Kingdom at midnight," Marceline instructed, "I have a little surprise for you."

"O-okay." Finn replied.

~Midnight~

Finn made it to the Mountain Kingdom.

"I wonder what Marceline wanted to show me." he wondered.

He looked around.

"Marceline?" Finn called out.

"Over here." the Vampire Queen called.

Finn looked over and saw Marceline, wearing yet another new out fit, and holding her axe-bass.

"I have a song I'd like to sing to you," Marceline said, "hopefully, it'll make you feel better."

She soared upward and started playing her bass, laying out a rivetting guitar melody.

Then she started singing:

Don't listen to what those girls say

They're living in their dreams

They say you're not the one

You don't have what they need

I soar just like a bat

And get you by the neck

I know a thousand ways to help you forget about them

Those girls can eat their hearts out!

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

Love Bites!

My lips are pale and vicious

You're foaming at the mouth

You've suffered in the darkness

I'll suck the pain right out

So come and taste the reason

I'm nothing like the rest

I'll kill you in a way you'll never forget about me

Those chicks can eat their hearts out!

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

So do I

It stalks you down and kicks you about

and chews you up and spits you out

It messes with your sanity

By twisting all your thoughts around

They say it's blind

They say it waits

But every time it seals your fate

And now it's got you by the neck

It won't let go till you're a wreck

I was down and out

got up I said "Hey love I've had enough!"

I've felt plesure without pain

My soul you'll never tame!

Love Bites

But so do I

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

So do I

Love Bites

But so do I

So do I

Love Bites!

Love Bites!

Marceline ended with an epic guitar solo.

"How was that?" she asked.

"That was...awsome!" Finn responded, his eyes huge.

"So you feel better now?" Marceline asked.

"Yeah," Finn proclaimed, "forget Bubblegum and Flame Princess!"


Best original AT pairing ever, I can see no other than Marceline with Finn.

Again, the original song is by "Halestorm", anyone who can should look it up and listen to it, because it is awesome!