A/n: So my friend, Halliebear13 and I loved Kai XxxXxxX's story 30 Excuses of Loki so much we sort of created our own. I am sooo sorry I haven't created this sooner, I have been so busy with my dog show and finals, but it's all over now, so I'll be updating sooner.
Loki stared at the bear in front of him, "Barton, what the hell is this?"
Barton smirked and let Natasha explain, "It's a teddy bear, you know, the thing that little girls cuddle with to fall asleep at night."
"I'd rather have food," Loki grumbled.