Loki's Experiences.

A/n: So my friend, Halliebear13 and I loved Kai XxxXxxX's story 30 Excuses of Loki so much we sort of created our own. I am sooo sorry I haven't created this sooner, I have been so busy with my dog show and finals, but it's all over now, so I'll be updating sooner.

Experience #1

Loki stared at the bear in front of him, "Barton, what the hell is this?"

Barton smirked and let Natasha explain, "It's a teddy bear, you know, the thing that little girls cuddle with to fall asleep at night."

"I'd rather have food," Loki grumbled.