Coke Run: An Eddsworld Story
It was an average day at the house. Edd walked up to the fridge and opened it.
"Oh no," Edd said. He ran to a button labled "Emergency Button: Only Press When An Emergen... Ah Screw This! You Can Hopefully Figure Out When To Use It!" and pressed it. A siren screeched out. Tom and Matt ran to Edd.
"What's the emergency?" Tom yelled.
"WE'RE OUT OF COKE!" Edd yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOO... wait, that's it?"
"Yes! It's terrifying, isn't it?"
Tom and Matt were silent.
"Uh, Edd, you're mad," Tom said.
"Says the guy who celebrates Christmas on the roof with a bazooka waiting for Santa to come so you can blow him up!" Edd yelled.
Tom looked at Edd with an "I'm p'd off at you" face.
"Whoa guys, calm down! This tension is bad for my health!" Matt said.
"SHUT UP, MATT!" Edd and Tom yelled.
"We need to get more Coke," Edd said.
"Fine, we'll run to the store and get some Coke. How much money do we have?" Tom asked.
Edd pulled out a few pennies and a nail. Tom pulled out a piece of gum and a nickel. Matt pulled out a picture of himself.
"Looks like we need a tad bit more money," Edd said.
"Yeah," Matt said.
"You can't buy a twelve pack of coke for 12 cents and a picture of your friend!" the clerk said.
"Why not? It's a reasonable price!" Matt yelled.
"No it isn't! Either bring me twenty bucks or you don't get Coke!"
Edd, Tom and Matt stomped out of the store... but Tom walked back to the counter.
"You know what, this store if full of sh..." Tom began to say as a ferret jumped out of nowhere and attacked him.
"How can we make money to get Coke?" Edd asked.
"Work for it honestly?" Tom asked.
The three started laughing.
"*laughs* Seriously, how?" Edd asked.
"Hey you three!" a dark voice yelled. The three turned to see a dark figure in an alleyway.
"Us?" Matt asked.
"Yeah! I hear you need money. Is it true?" the figure said.
"I can get you money."
"Really? How much?"
"Well let's see, $19.88 for all of your clothes."
Tom, Edd, and Matt took of their sweatshirts, their shoes, their socks and their pants off, leaving them in their undies.
"I mean ALL of your clothes," the man said.
"Wait, what?" Matt yelled.
The three were walking sitting on the couch, wearing their second pair of sweatshirts and pants.
"Well, that was a stupid and ridiculous trip to town," Tom said.
"I can't believe we had to walk naked two miles to home just for some soda!" Matt yelled.
"Hey! Never blame Coke!" Edd said.
"But..." Tom said.
"NEVER!" Edd yelled.
It was quiet for a moment. Then, there was a knock on the door. Edd walked over and opened it.
"Hi, this is the police department. We have reports of you and your friends walking in the buff through town," a police officer said.
"Oh bugger," Edd said.
"Okay, today is full of sh..." Tom yelled... but he was stopped by a rabid ferret lunging at his face.
Okay, this story if officially over. If you don't know what Eddsworld is, it's a YouTube channel where they make cartoons that are really funny. It's contained of Edd Gould, Thomas Ridgewell, Matt Hargraves, and Tord Larsson (who left in 2010.) So, please review!
Oh, and I was refering to Coke as the soda (Coca Cola) not the drug.