Title: "What the Doctor Ordered"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doctor Linda knows what John Becker needs.
Warnings: None
Challenge: For a Gen-drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: John Becker, Linda, and Margaret are ᄅ & TM their respective owners, not the author, and are used without permission. No one can own the Source of All Evil, but this particular representation of him is ᄅ & TM his respective owners, also not the author, and is used without permission. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"Every day, I come in, trying to be cheerful and helpful. Every day, he's in a fouler mood than before. Every day, I wonder what in the world has crawled up John Becker's pants this time!"

"That's the problem. It hasn't."

Margaret Looked at her. "Excuse me?"

Linda shrugged. "The reason he's always in such a grouch is because he never gets any action." Linda rolled her eyes. "Sex. The man needs sex!" Margaret's Look thundered. "Hey, it's not just my POV! It's a known fact! Look it up!" Linda headed for a new customer entering. "Sex: it's just what the doctor ordered!"

The End