Title: "The Best Magic Ever"
Author: Pirate Turner
Summary: Catnip is the best magic ever.
Word Count: 200
Date Written: 2 April, 2012
Challenge: For a FurryFicdom LJ comm's monthly competition
Award: FurryFicdom's Drabble Winner for April 2012
Disclaimer: Salem Saberhagen, Sabrina Spellman, all other characters mentioned within, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are ﾩ & TM Disney, ABC, Archie comics, and any other rightful owners, none of whom are the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is ﾩ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Sabrina surveyed the disaster area that had once been her bedroom. Her sheets and curtains were torn, her pillowcases shredded, and her lamp overturned. Books and magazines littered her floor. The only item that remained untouched was the magic book. Sabrina edged in carefully, unsure of who to blame for the mess this time, her index fingers raised at the ready.
She spotted the black, furry lump on her bed. He lay on his back, all four paws waving in the air, his green eyes glazed over, and his tongue lolling out. "SALEM!" Sabrina shrieked, dropping her hands. "You found the catnip again!" She had every right to be furious, but her anger seeped out as she gazed down into his cute and furry face.
She grinned and shook her head. "I guess there's nothing for it. We'll have to replace everything." She shrugged. "We needed to redecorate any way." She stroked his black fur, and he purred deeply. She started zapping things with her other hand. "But, seriously," she told Salem, "you've got to share some of that stuff next time!"
His tail wagged. "That stuff's the best magic ever!" She burst into hysterical laughter. "Buy us some more."