This is just a fanfic I made that SHOULD prevent me from becoming a LeoPika fan. After, re-reading it, I realized it is pretty effective. So, now I've decided to post it. But, this isn't really a prologue. It's "FAQs and other stupid things to ask my OC!" Now, without further ado, here are Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and the old man!

"Damn it, Rafie! Stop calling me that!" Leorio screamed, peeking through the curtain.

I can't help it. You DO look like an old man you know.

"But-" he began, walking out to the stage with the other three.

Anyway! Here's me original character... VALENIA!

"Hiii!" Valenia said, waving at the everyone as she ran onto stage.

A'ight, here's how this works: I give four of you (canon characters) some cards with questions written on it. Then, you ask Valenia, here, the questions because I am too lazy to do it myself.

Gon took the card and read aloud: "Okay… it says, "What's your name?"

"Are you serious?"

It's the first thing I could think of.

"Name's Valenia Valdera." she replied.

"Age?" Kurapika asked, looking bored out of his mind.

"I'm 16."

"Occupation?" Leorio asked.

"I'm a slave." Valenia said, groaning. She saw her master in the audience and stuck her tongue out at him. He grinned at her. After which, she decided to ignore him.

"Hometown?" Killua spoke up.

"Altaria," Valenia began, "The land of the rich,"

"Weapon of choice?"

"Bladed Boomerang,"

Special talents?

"Uh… I play guitar?" she answered uncertainly.

"Any love interests? Hehehehe…" Leorio asked, a giant grin on his face.

"Rafie, are you frickin' serious?" Valenia asked, exasperated. She was blushing too...

Hey, hey, just answer it!.. And don't kill me...

"Fine. No comment."

"WHAT?" Leorio sank to the ground, sad as ever.

"Gotten to third base yet? Maybe even a home run?" Killua grinned, trying to stifle a laugh.

OKAY, I DID NOT WRITE THAT.

Valenia's face turned bright red. "KILLUA!.. Gah! I'm outta here." And at that, she went backstage.

Well, I suppose that's enough. Enjoy the fanfiction. (Killua, get over here! I'm SO gonna kill you!)

Killua ran backstage, laughing his head off.

"What's third base..?" Gon asked, looking up at Leorio and Kurapika.

"You don't need to know, Gon. Let's go." Kurapika walked backstage with Gon, close behind him.

"Oi, wait up!"


Rafie: I'd like to thank Nispedana for warning me and also blame him/her for scaring me. Enjoy the fanfiction! Don't forget to review!

By the way, there's a link to Val's concept art on my profile. Go check it out! :D