FINNICK POV

The train has just stopped at the Capitol. We're just about to get off the train when Katniss is about to throw a punch at Gale for calling her Catnip. The two are now wrestling on the floor while Clove screams "BITCH FIGHT" Haymitch eventually stops the fight by puking on the floor which makes everyone try and get off the train as soon as possible.

"Where are we" Clove asks

"The Capitol you freaking dumbass" Marvel says

"OH MY GOD IT'S LADY GAGA" Glimmer says as she points at a Capitol woman "OH MY GOD IT'S NIKI MINAJ" she points to another "OH MY GOD IT'S LADY GAGA AGAIN" she says as she points to a different lady

"Does she have an off button" I ask

"If she does, we've never found it" Cato says

A tall women in a bright green wig and a flaming orange skin walks up to us

"Hello" says the lady "Welcome to the Capitol. In a couple of days you will be sent into an arena to participate in the novel games, Panems most successful reality show"

"I prefer keeping up with the Kardashians" Cashmere says

"Eww I hate that show" Clove says

"Well you would being from district 2 and all" Cashmere tells her

The two are about to get into a fight of their own but the orange lady stops them

"Anyway...any questions" Glimmer raises her hand

"Are you an oompa loompa" she asks

I must admit the women does bear a resemblance to one but I think Glimmer really does believe she is an oompa loompa.


JANE VOLTURI POV

That stupid slut Bella is still bickering over which one of her boys to choose. If I were her I'd just kill them both. Simple. I sometimes want to punch everyone on this train.

"Jacob your sooo hot" Bella tells Jacob

"WHAT. How can you think he's hot. He's basically Scooby doo with rabies" Edward shouts

"At least I'm not a fairy" Jacob yells

"I AM NOT A FAIRY. I AM A VAMPIRE" Edward screams

The vampires and werewolves stood at opposite sides about to attack each other

"Aren't you going to stop them" the train driver asked Bella

"I would but this is really hot" Bella said


BELLATRIX LESTRANGE POV

When we arrive at the Capitol a pale woman in a long blue dress with matching hair walks up to us.

"Hello" she says "Welcome to the Capitol. Soon you will be in the novel games. Before that you will go through training and have interviews. We all know how upset you are to be in these games so we are giving you a treat. Tonight we shall let you go to a live concert"

"YAY" we all scream

We all go into the concert hall and see the fairies and those guys with bow and arrows and cheese

"HELLO TRIBUTES" screams the announcer "ARE YOU READY FOR...REBECCA BLACK"

SHIT

Rebecca Black enters the stage and starts singing, it feels worse than the cruciatus curse.

"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY. GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY"

"IT'S ONLY TUESDAY YOU DUMB BITCH" I shout

"Today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" Rebecca sings

"Does she think we're dumb or something" Hermione says "We know the days of the week"

After the concert has finished (thank god) we all decide to leave.

"That concert sucked more than a dementor" Cho says


CLOVE POV

"Now that you have finished the concert it's time you met the president" The woman in blue said

All the tributes gather together.

"I would like you to meet...president Regina George"

Regina George walks into the room while her theme song (my milkshake) plays.

"Sup losers" she says

"And of course you need to meet this year's head gamemaker" The woman in blue replied "Gretchen Weiner"

Grethen walks in behind Regina

"Hi guys" Gretchen says "If Regina's mean to you don't worry, it's only because her mom won't let her get a boob job"

"GRETCHEN" shouts Regina "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET"

"oops sorry" Gretchen says

A blonde person also walks on stage "Hi" she says "I'm Karen. I was also in mean girls but for some reason I can't be a gamemaker" Karen walks over to the blue covered lady "Is she a smurk" she asks

"Are you related to Glimmer" I ask

Glimmer walks over to Karen "I can totally see why you think she's a smurf" Glimmer says "And doesn't she look like an oompa loompa"

Urgh. So many idiots. Oh well training tomorrow.

I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR A NEW CHAPTER SO HERE YOU GO. HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND PLEASE REVIEW