Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia; it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. That is all.

Chapter 1: Prologue

In the city of Reno, Nevada, Roderich Edelstein was getting ready for a date with his girlfriend, Elizabeta Hedervary, when the both of them were forced to baby-sit mobster Ivan Braginski's three young children, Maia, Ludwig, and Gilbert, and keep them happy…or else.

Next thing Roddy and Lizzie knew, they ended up having to bring their charges literally everywhere they went, even to a club or two.

This is their story.

Author's Note: Maia Braginski is the name I gave to Georgia (the country, not the state).