A/N: Just a really random story I wrote based on a prompt ("dialogue, breaking the rules"). It was really fun! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked or any of the characters mentioned in this text.

Breaking the Rules
Kirra White Tigress

"You have got to be kidding me."

"I'm not, though. Come, Elphie, give me a lift."

"But...you'll be breaking the rules. You can't-"

"Don't be such a kill joy! It's only once. No one will even know we're gone. I promise."

"Galinda, the last time you tried doing something like this you were almost kicked out of the university. I don't want anything worse to happen."

"Like what?"

"Your arrest, for one. And there's the possibility of broken bones for attempting to jump the fence."

"Don't be silly. Besides, you're going to catch me."


"Well, I don't expect to do any of this alone ."


"Elphie, please? It's just to meet Crope and Tibbett at the Peach and Kidneys. We'll be back in a few hours, and it's all harmless fun. Please? For me?"

A pause, then a defeated sigh. "If we get caught, the blame's on you."

Galinda squealed. She kissed her roommate on the cheek. "I knew I could count on you!" she exclaimed. "Now, help me out of this window..."