"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious." - Oscar Wilde

It was obvious that England had a crush on you, though he never seemed to act the part. You didn't seem to mind, though you were curious if he would ever tell you how he truly felt.

Eventually you got your wish when England invited you to dinner one day.

The two of you were quiet most of the time until you decided to strike up a conversation so nothing would seem too awkward.

"I've been feeling a bit under the weather lately…so I'm wondering if you have any suggestions on keeping healthy."

England looked up from his dinner plate and bluntly answered, "I've heard a bit of bonking is known to keep you in good health."

You didn't get his typical British slang so you kept quiet after giving him a simple "Thank you". Later on, back at your house, you looked up the word 'bonk' on an online British slang dictionary.

Bong: to have sexual intercourse

"…"

That was the last time you ever went to England's house. Ever.