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E/O Challenge: Trap. Four unrelated 100-word drabbles related to falling for traps. #1: Dean's channeling Elvis. Uh-huh-huh. #2: Dean loses a tooth. #3: There's nothing like a witty comeback. This is nothing like one. #4: Temptation is bitten. Crack!Fic.



"Keep me free from the trap that is set for me, for you are my refuge." - Psalm 31:4


A/N: Dean's channeling Elvis. Uh-huh-huh.

Dean Has Left The Building...

"Before Elvis, there was nothing." – John Lennon

"My head is spinning a spell on me now... Your witchcraft has got me..." – 'Witchcraft', Elvis Presley

Dean had insisted on checking out the witch's home alone, so Sam answered his brother's long overdue phone call with relief.

"I'm caught in a trap, I can't walk out," Dean sang.

"You found her?"

"We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat."

Sam laughed nervously, "But you're okay?"

"My hands are shaky, my knees are weak, I can't seem to stand on my own two feet."


"I'm all shook up!"

"So, cursed then?"

"A little less conversation, a little more action, please!"

"Wise men say, only fools rush in," Sam chuckled.

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog."


A/N: Excerpts from: "Suspicious Minds", "Return to Sender", "All Shook Up", "A Little Less Conversation", "Can't Help Falling In Love", and "Hound Dog".


A/N: Dean loses a tooth. Wee!chesters.

Long in the Tooth

When the Winchesters turned up to visit, Dean practically fell out of the car in his eagerness to show his first wobbly tooth to his favorite 'uncle'.

"Will ya please leave that thing alone?" Bobby grouched.

"'kay" Dean promised, immediately wiggling it again with his tongue.

He suddenly gulped, "It came out!"

"It's fine, just put it under ya pillow," Bobby said, laughing indulgently at the look of consternation on Dean's face.


Bobby came out the boys' room cursing and sucking on his fingers.

John laughed, "You really thought my son wouldn't set a trap for the tooth fairy?"


A/N: There's nothing like a witty comeback. This is nothing like one.

Lost for Words

Dean ran into the underground lair in a panic, desperate to find Sam. He breathed easier when he found his brother gagged and bound to a chair, but otherwise unharmed.

Sam was busy throwing himself back and forth in an attempt to get free and seemed to be trying to scream something at the top of his voice.

Dean couldn't make any sense of the muffled yelling.

He pulled the tape from Sam's mouth with a flourish.

"I said: it's a trap," Sam complained prissily, as bars came slamming down all around them.

"Oh, shut your trap," Dean said irritably.


A/N: Temptation is bitten. Evil!Pie/Dean for Mixedup77.

Evil Pie

Dean searched the mansion from top to bottom, but Crowley was definitely gone.

He paused as he passed through the modern, well-equipped kitchen. Is that cinnamon I smell?

The whisper of a siren-like call sounded at the edge of his mind, or it might have been the scent of freshly baked pastry.

Dean shook himself back to his senses; he needed nothing from that douchebag.

A chime echoed from the oven's timer.

It won't hurt to check…

Dean moaned in ecstasy as he bit into baked perfection and his taste-buds exploded with pleasure.

And that's when Crowley's trap was sprung.