Zombie Apocalypse Plan of Action

"Quinn, would you please pay attention?"

"Rachel…."

"This is serious! We've barely even started and you're already spacing off."

"That's because I don't understand why we're making a contingency plan for a hypothetical zombie apocalypse."

"Because if you make one when it's no longer hypothetical, it's too late."

"Grilled Cheesus…."

"Weapon of choice?"

"Shotgun."

"Really?"

"What?"

"Cliché, and it gives away your position."

"Oh, for—"

"Pick something else."

"Fine, one of the guns from Boondock Saints. Those had silencers, and I can easily carry more than one."

"Shelter?"

"Rachel, can we please just go have sex?"

"In a minute. Only seventeen more questions to go…."