Disclaimer: I don't own DKC. I'm so sorry about this preface. I couldn't think of a good proloug so this is just to be a summary of what I wanted to put in the exposition phase.
So without further ado...
"Well, Brutus, thou art noble. Yet I see
Thy honorable mettle may be wrought
From that it is disposed. Therefore it is meet
That noble minds keep ever with their likes,
For who so firm that cannot be seduced?
Caesar doth bear me hard, but he loves Brutus.
If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius,
He should not humor me. I will this night,
In several hands, in at his windows throw,
As if they came from several citizens,
Writings all tending to the great opinion
That Rome holds of his name, wherein obscurely
Caesar's ambition shall be glancèd at.
And after this let Caesar seat him sure,
For we will shake him, or worse days endure."
-Gaius Cassius Longinus, Julius Caesar I-II
It's been five years since the events on Sun Sun Island (almost literally in real life) and the Kremlings have gotten harder. Oh my...
EH: DAMMIT NARRATOR IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE GEORGE TAKEI JOKES I'M NEVER INVITING YOU TO MY HOUSE AGAIN!
The Kremlings have gotten harder to defeat.
EH: That's better.
They've gotten so much tougher that nowadays when the Kongs fight them they barely win each time. The Tikis didn't help their case much either especially since somehow they managed to convince DK that no matter how hard he tried he would never be able to always protect the island.
His father Donkey Kong Senior, whom we know as Cranky Kong, did not take the news of his son's abandonment lightly, even going so far as to consider the boy dead. And as with every island ruler, he left a will that, since they were forced to consider him dead anyway, the people of the island wished to be read.
When it was read, it was found Diddy was to take his place if he did not have a son by then, spurning an unfed rage within Cranky...