A/N: I AM SO SORRY.
So, this is a sequel to a crackfic my best friend (she's sitting next to me right now!) wrote at one in the morning. I am writing this at *checks clock down at bottom of laptop screen* 1:08 a.m. Let's see how long this stays up because I think we're cheating? Also, reads hers first! It's called "A Very Creepypasta Wedding" (by vetgirl8295) Well...
A few years after Slenderman and Jeff got married, they are still happily married and have a son, Slendy Jeff. However, this soon changed after Slendy came home one morning after being out all night. "Where were you last night?" Jeff asked, tapping one foot on the hardwood floor, pink apron smothered in blood from his murders that day.
"I was out with Stephen and his undead charizard, Miki. We were out strangling people. You know, what we usually do on Fridays." Slendy replied.
Jeff looked skeptical. "Oh really? Well, I called Stephen last night and he told me you haven;'t gone out strangling with him and Miki for a few weeks now. Care to explain?"
Slendy stumbled over his words. "I- I- Jeff- honey-"
"Just tell me the truth, Slendy. We're married. You have to TELL me things." Jeff said, placing one comforting, bloody hand on Slendy's shoulder.
Slendy sighed. "I-I, well... I've been..."
"Been what? HAVING AN AFFAIR?"
Slendy jumped back. "No! Honey, just let me explain!"
Jeff wouldn't hear anymore. "DON'T TRY TO LIE TO ME ANYMORE, SLENDERMAN!" he shrieked, picking up a huge butcher knife. 'I HAVE TRIED, AND I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE THIS HOME PERFECT FOR YOU AND OUR SON, BUT NOW... YOU JUST THROW IT ALL AWAY WITH AN AFFAIR?"
"Honey! I'm not-"
"NO! SHUT UP, SLENDERMAN! I WILL MURDER YOU!" He attacked Slenderman with fury, stabbing him in a multitude of places. Slenderman could only scream now. After a long period of non-stop stabbing, Slendy went limp. Jeff breathed heavily, staring down at his now dead husband. He dropped the knife. "Oh my God," he gasped. "I murdered my husband!" This was the first time he'd ever felt... remorse for killing someone. "I... I can't... live on this planet... anymore." He pulled out another butcherknife and slit his own throat. He felt dead to the floor.
Slendy Jeff, their son, who had been watching helplessly from the top of the stairs, slowly stepped down. He stood over his parents' corpses and slowly began to smile in the way his 'mother' used to. He picked up the two knives and gutted his parents. Once all their organs were removed very carefully, and most of the blood had been cleaned up, he went back upstairs to cut open the pillows to find all the... pillow fluff he could find. Once he deemed he had enough, he stuffed both his parents. As he worked he sang
Happy Appy Appy App,
Happy App, Happy App
Happy Appy Appy App,
He helps kids all day!
He had finally finished his masterpieces. They looked just as they did when they were alive. He grinned wider and placed them in a sitting position on the couch. Slendy Jeff wedged himself between his two stuffed parents. "Now we'll be happy... forever." he murmured, wrapping his slender tentacles around their shoulders.
A/N: THE END. SEQUEL? HELL YES. BUT LATER. IT'S ONE THIRTY AND I'M NOT INSPIRED RIGHT NOW. GOOD BAI.